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Quisp

My Quazy Energy cereal is Delightful!!!!!

About Me

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http://www.quisp.com/cartoon/index.html Hi I am Quisp :) Height: 3’11’’Weight: 43 lbs. on Earth, 3 lbs. on Planet Q, 76 tons on Alpha CentauriMarital Status: Single. "I'm only 578 years old, which is still 422 years underage by Q-tian law, but I do have a girlfriend, Sandy Rosenbaum."Favorite Friend: QUUNCHYFavorite Food: "You have to ask?"Favorite Beverage: Triple Espresso with 8 sugarsTransportation: ‘93 Space Lark 3000 Beanie with only 750 billion light yearsDISTANCE FROM EARTH: Planet Q is 70 Billion light years away- So It took me 70 billion light years to finally arrive on Earth with my Quazy Energy cereal.Here is a picture of my PlanetHobbies: Hitting baseballs into black holes, tanning in the rays of a supernova, and eating Quisp Cereal "til my propeller practically flies off."What else?....Latest Project: Bringing 12 billion boxes of Quisp Cereal to Earth.When I’m alone, I...: "eat Quisp through an extra mouth located under my beanie."Arch Enemy; Quake, the guy who makes that earthquake powered cereal. He drives me nuts.I found out that Earthlings Loooved & rejoiced with "MY" cereal; " The great new taste from outer space" Wich is a great thing for It took me sooo long to deliver...So I thankyou:) AWW NOOO NEED TO BE SCARED KIDS!!! ITS JUST PURE YUMMY GOODNESS:) AS FOR NOW::::The Quisp Cereal was discontinued :( by Quaker Oats in the 1970s but reintroduced for sale on the Internet and selected markets in 1999 :) for baby boomers who craved the saucer-shaped crunchy corn cereal of their youth.YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM:)The fact is: in 1965, the Quaker Oats Company and Jay Ward (the artist behind Rocky &; Bullwinkle) debuted Quisp, a quirky, propeller-headed alien whose cereal was supposed to provide “Quazy Energy,”And Quake, a muscle-bound miner whose cereal promised doses of “Earthquake Power” by the spoonful. The alien and the miner were natural nemeses.Apparently, Quisp's pink skin, green-jumpsuit and crossed eyes (and his mission to hock alien eats all over the world) just didn't sit well with Quake, whose straight-laced, all-American demeanor wouldn't stand for the U.S. cereal market being cornered by an extra-terrestrial.And so the war of the waves and awards began-as Quisp and Quake competed for commercial airtime, each insisting his cereal was the better breakfast staple (indistinguishable tastes, notwithstanding). Both unlikely pitchmen offered incredibly persuasive premiums like Quisp's beanie with propellers, Quazy moon-mobile, flying saucers and smoking space gun; and Quake's explorer's kit, volcano ring, helmet and Super Spinner toy

My Interests

Flying in my spaceship, delivering my cereal, And Milk.I also like and thank my greatest friend "QUUNCHY" for helping me on most of my looong trips Here is a picture of us on one of those trips:)hehehe I also like to cut out clippings of me in the news paper... Oh , And Sandy Rosenbaum- We went on a blind date and it was out of this world!!! I jetted her off to exotic planets where we danced on moonbeams and ate Quisp day and night. She told me I had "ALOT of depth for a two-dimensional character". THIS JUST IN::::: Quisp leaves Planet Q once again with 12 billion boxes of Quisp Cereal, a can of instant soup, a change of underwear and a spare beanie propeller.

I'd like to meet:

All Quisp fans and I would like to meet all other space friends who like cereal:) And KRONOS, SLUG KING ON PLANET Schlek.And Sticker collectors/ friends of" WACKY PACKAGES"& GARBAGE PAIL KIDS**

Music:

I listen to alot of music...
I also have my own space music I listen to daily from back home.

Movies:

WHAT IS MOVIES??????????

Television:

MY WONDERFUL QUAZY COMMERCIALS:)News...To make sure my cereal never runs out here.....

Books:

Sandy Rosenbaum- booklet of galaxy shopping and intrests.(Yes she is also my girlfriend:)And I like to read The National InQuisitor.

Heroes:

The most influential person in my life was...: Quake. He always keeps me on my toes, all six of them.And::: If I could be anyone else, I’d be...: "Kronos, Slug King of the Ganookian Revelers on planet Schlek. That guy oozes cool!"