A blonde guy joke!!! |
Finally...a REALLY BAD blonde GUY joke! The very first ever Blonde Guy joke..... And well worth the wait !!!! An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on th...
Posted by *Lady Fairy* on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 08:55:00 PST |
Key to Heaven |
It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath, and young nun Sister Magdalene had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed. Sister Magdalene was also instructed n...
Posted by *Lady Fairy* on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 03:24:00 PST |
Hangover |
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got ho...
Posted by *Lady Fairy* on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:56:00 PST |
major mistell!!!! |
A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong e-mail address . . . A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter They planned to stay at the same hotel wher...
Posted by *Lady Fairy* on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:54:00 PST |
Dear Tech Support |
"Dear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which o...
Posted by *Lady Fairy* on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 01:46:00 PST |
How Not To Rob A Bank! |
Here are some lessons leaned from the experiences of a number of would-be bank robbers. Pick The Right Bank: You don't want to make the same mistake as the fellow in Anaheim, CA, who tried to hold up ...
Posted by *Lady Fairy* on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 08:55:00 PST |
Redneck Birth Control |
After having their 11th child, an Arkansas couple decided that enough was enough (they couldn't afford a double wide). So, the husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told him that he ...
Posted by *Lady Fairy* on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 08:53:00 PST |
The Four Ghosts of the White House |
One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him Bush asks him, "George, what''s the best thing I can do to help the country?...
Posted by *Lady Fairy* on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 08:52:00 PST |
If Abbott and Costello was still around and selling PC’s!!! |
You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this. For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please re...
Posted by *Lady Fairy* on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 08:41:00 PST |
older women are great! |
Subject: Married 45 Years! When I was married 45 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 45 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch...
Posted by *Lady Fairy* on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 06:19:00 PST |
