Stel Pavlou - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Stel Pavlou makes stuff up for a living. So far he's made up two novels, Decipher and Gene, a movie, The 51st State (Formula 51), some short stories and a collection of other noodlings. He hopes to make a few more things up before anyone catches on and stops him.

Stel is of mixed Anglo-Greek descent, so only fifty percent of his gift giving should be treated with any suspicion.

www.stelpavlou.com

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I always love to hear from fans, fellow writers, film makers, publishers and ladies for the make sexy time, with no history of retardation in family.

I apologize now if it takes me ages to reply, I make a point of replying to everybody who writes to me, but it can take a while and I'm a slacker.

Movies:

"Due to excessive violence, recurring substance abuse, a sexual encounter and much rough language, the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops classification is O -- morally offensive."

"Aside from a night-time assault by a squadron of winged baboons, there can be few experiences as horrifying as watching 51st State." A reviewer! Amazon.co.uk

"Formula 51 was written by a retarded man whacked out on ecstasy!" Rav, Ain't-it-cool-News

My Blog

New website

Those of you who keep up to date with my site, www.stelpavlou.com will have noticed that I really haven’t kept it updated in a year.the plain fact was that as nice as it was, the more I wanted t...
Posted by Stel Pavlou on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:25:00 PST

Sir Arthur C. Clarke, father of dreams, has passed away.

It’s with a sense of cruel timing and a heavy heart that I pass on the news that Sir. Arthur C.Clarke has passed away.I’ve just completed my draft of "Rendezvous with Rama" for Morgan Free...
Posted by Stel Pavlou on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 03:29:00 PST

100 movies every man MUST see

Well blow me down.Justaguything.com listed their Top 100 movies every man interested in being manly, must see and coming in at number 77, alongside such movies as 300, is the 51st State.How cool is th...
Posted by Stel Pavlou on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 12:52:00 PST

Rendezvous with Rama - it’s official

Well, as the title explains, it's finally official. I'm scripting Arthur C. Clarke's classic novel "Rendezvous with Rama" for Morgan Freeman. Don't ask me when it starts production. I have no idea! Th...
Posted by Stel Pavlou on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 01:55:00 PST

New Doctor Whos are nearly here!

Just a quick note to say that some of you may have noticed two new banners on the main page.That's because I have two new Doctor Who short stories coming out in the next month or two.Doctor Who: Desti...
Posted by Stel Pavlou on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 04:04:00 PST

The hard sell of insurance agents.

I filled a form out online the other day. Usually I'm very guarded with my information.Without thinking, I put my real telephone number down. Usually I don't.My God I've been paying for it ever since....
Posted by Stel Pavlou on Fri, 25 May 2007 06:51:00 PST

10 Month old baby gets gun licence

The punchline?The kid's name is Bubba Ludwig.Oh you crazy Yanks.--BBC Illinois baby obtains gun permit ...
Posted by Stel Pavlou on Wed, 16 May 2007 09:58:00 PST

RIP Kurt.

Well it was bound to happen. One of my heroes just died.I'm gutted.It's been 10 years since Kurt Vonnegut published a new novel. It feels like it was yesterday. If you want to know who inspires me, th...
Posted by Stel Pavlou on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 10:12:00 PST

David Hasselhoff dresses up as a woman!

It's true.I saw it.With my own eyes!It was was a sparkly full length silver number and let me tell you, he looked faaaaaaaaabulous.My friends, go to Paris.Post haste.Paris, Las Vegas that is.See the P...
Posted by Stel Pavlou on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 09:19:00 PST

I'd like to thank TIME for making me person of the year

I think it's long overdue. I post crap on Myspace, nonsense on YouTube and works of sporadic brilliance in print and on film when real paychecks are at stake. I think my greatest work is in Guild Wars...
Posted by Stel Pavlou on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 01:12:00 PST