I'm really a FruitHead at heart!
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I am awesome at ruining what could be a lovely picture. This picture below is a fine example! Ha ha!
Grrr. I look angry here. I'm watching the Dive Masters in Catalina...
I'm having a bad hair day!
Captain PuffyPants rules!
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Hi, all! As with most other teachers, I will only add you if you are a FORMER student. Current English students are welcome to send me a friends request, but I won't add you until after the last day of class. I've only made one exception to this rule, and you know who you are, beyotch! ;-)
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....Hi, Everybody! Stupid Hackers! I had to delete all the cool stuff from my page because I don't know, well, can't find where the goddamn hackers embedded the code to hack my account. GRRRRR! So, please be patient during this time of crisis! I love my friend kathleen!!! She's the shit!!! CHeck her out!!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jess or Jessica or Jessie
Birthday: August 21
Birthplace: Iowa
Current Location: Los Angeles
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right. Because I am always Right.
Your Heritage: German, Scotish, French, English, Irish. A Euro-mutt.
The Shoes You Wore Today: My obscenely thick-soled sandals.
Your Weakness: Anything that Moses brought down the mountain and told us not to do. lol
Your Fears: The dark; crocodiles.
Your Perfect Pizza: Hungry Howie's: Garlic crust with pepperoni and black olives. Add some artichoke to that and I'd probably be in heaven!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Stay as happy as I have been.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: OMG or lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where is the snooze button? A close runner-up is, "Goddamn cats. You've left me no room on this tiny bed to actually move!" I usually have at least two cats sleeping in my bed every night.
Your Best Physical Feature: My new ladies. :-) Yeehaw!
Your Bedtime: Whenever I feel like it. Or whenever I am done being subjected to shows that SOMEONE insists that I watch.
Your Most Missed Memory: Hanging out with Dustin.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Can I go to Wendy's? Or not at all??
Single or Group Dates: Both are fun
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither. Espresso, thanks.
Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOCOLATE.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Any espresso drink. Yay!
Do you Smoke: No, I quit in May.
Do you Swear: Fuck no. What the hell are you smoking, fuckhead?
Do you Sing: All the time. I am holding auditions for my women's choir next week!
Do you Shower Daily: No. Who fucking cares?
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: In college
Do you want to get Married: Maybe someday
Do you belive in yourself: I believe that I exist, yes. Is that some existential type of question?
Do you get Motion Sickness: No. Where's the nearest rollercoaster?
Do you think you are Attractive: Some days.
Are you a Health Freak: No, but I find the thought of a Yaki's Bulldog absolutely repulsive.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, for the most part. BUT it is fun to talk about them behind their backs. lol
Do you like Thunderstorms: LOVE thunderstorms
Do you play an Instrument: YES. Too many to list, but my voice is my primary instrument.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes.
In the past month have you Smoked: No comment
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Like, omigod! Like, no.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: What kind of question is this? Hell no. I haven't even had oreos in the past month. Are you calling me fat? (That was for you, Jenn!)
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No. I do the dumping. ;-)
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I wish, but no.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No.
Ever been Drunk: Moi? I am innocent. I'm the one dispensing the roofies. lol
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: No. Wait, yes! OW!
Ever Shoplifted: Technically, yes.
How do you want to Die: As pain-free as possible, but with honour.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I am never going to grow up. In fact, I think I am regressing in age as each year passes.
What country would you most like to Visit: The UK
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any is fine
Favourite Hair Color: Any, but dark hair is usually my preference.
Short or Long Hair: Doesn't matter.
Height: At least as tall as I am.
Weight: Blech
Best Clothing Style: No clothes at all is my preference.
Number of Drugs I have taken: I am innocent, you fool.
Number of CD Too many.
Number of Piercings: One, but I am getting my nose pierced or getting a "Triangle" if I get drunk enough. Ask if you don't know what a triangle is. :-)
Number of Tattoos: Zero
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing. My past is what makes me who I am today. Ugh, that is so cliche!
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Websites I frequently visit:
Ghosts of America: The Scariest Site in the Country
The Shadowlands
Obiwan's UFO Free Paranormal Page
Third Eye Over Iowa
MuggleNet - Simply the Best
Joe Cartoon
Movie Mistakes
Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon
Snopes: Urban Legends Reference Pages
Engrish: Humorous English Translations & Misinterpretations
Please let me know if any of these links do not work. Thanks!!!
Total Randomness - Childhood Memories
What is your first childhood memory? Please, for all of our sakes, make it brief. My mother was changing my diaper and the sun was setting. This all happened last week. Heh heh!
Okay, we'll just assume that you watched The Electric Company like a normal child. What is your favorite skit from this show? My favourite skit was probably the "See Jane Run" skits. Or the Spidey skits.
What is your favorite childhood memory? My favorite? I think it was when I was in and out of the hospital for surgeries. All that attention can make a girl really cocky.
Total Randomness - High School
If you actually went to high school, what extracurricular activities did you participate in? Cheerleading. Like, omigod. I also was into the drama stuff (Master Thespian here) and environmental club. I also played volleyball, but then I hated the new coach for reasons too long to explain here, so I quit.
What is your favorite high school memory? Hanging out with Trinity and Cindy in the funeral home basement and also skinny dipping at Trin's house when his parents were asleep.
Where did you see yourself 10 years after graduation? Rich and completely different; making a name for myself while maintaining my integrity.
Are you happy with your life, career, family, etc. right now? For the most part, yes.
Total Randomness - Random
Tell me (in brief detail) your strangest dream ever. I was a Bouncing Yeti and I was part of a crime ring that stole the Crown Jewels in some random Canadian museum.
If you had to choose between dying in a lahar or dying in a pyroclastic flow, which method would you choose? I would rather die right in the line of a pyroclastic flow because the death is faster. Kinda like the planet crematoria.
Quick. There's a fast zombie headed your way and you are in a coffee shop. What do you choose as your primary weapon? My primary weapon is...an outdoor seating umbrella.
What is your blood type? (C'mon, just in case I need it!) I think it is AB+.
Have you ever been in a car accident? Yes. The scariest one was when Lisa Jackson was driving. I vowed never to step foot in her car. Ever. Again.
What does your screen name mean? I like Monty Python, and I'm kinda like the Spanish Inquisition, if ya know what I mean... lol
Name one item that should be invented. There should be a body part store for arthritis sufferers.
What happens after you die? You know everything. You can also come back and haunt all of your friends that don't believe in ghosts.
What stereotype would you label yourself as being? Deaf. Predictable. Messy. Deaf. What?
If you could change your name, what would you change it to? My drag queen name is Twinkie LeMaine. Now that rocks. I actually don't think I would change my first name. I am now appreciating the uniqueness of my last name, too. Plus, there is a beer with my last name on the label in giant letters. Very popular in Germany!
Have you ever bitten someone? Oh my god, yes! Who have I not bitten? Okay, don't answer that.
Tell me about the best dream you've ever dreamed. The best dream? Omigod! I remember this! I woke up LAUGHING - it was THAT funny! In my dream, I was having a conversation with Conan O'Brien. Best convo ever; hence, the laughing.
What is your most rational phobia? Crocodiles
What is your most irrational phobia? Being tickled by unseen spirits.
Name one mean thing that you inflicted on someone else. C'mon, none of us is an angel! I poked holes in my friend's juice carton in third grade. In high school I threw a high-heeled shoe at someone because he totally pissed me off.
What is the kinkiest thing you could ever see yourself actually doing? Ummm, I cannot comment on this one.
What is your favorite "intellectual-type" book? You know, that one book that really provokes something from inside of you. Well, Decipher rules.
Did you hate every question on this quiz? No. Just glad that there were less "yes/no" questions. Those are sooo boring! I like details.
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