-Living Green
-YOUR San Francisco 49ers
-impressions of my dad
-driving fast
-cutting off SUVs and BMWs
-being right
-working out
-making/getting drunk dials
-going to clubs when I don't have to wait in line (unfortunately, that pretty much never happens)
-convincing people about stuff
-Poker
-marveling at dipshits who 1) have hookers on their myspace and then 2) leave them asinine picture comments like "You hot, I wanna grab that azz!"
Anyone who has me in their Who I'd Like to Meet section -- (seriously, wouldn't that be neat if you were in somebody's Who I'd Like to Meet?)
Bill Clinton, Nelson Mandela, and Adam Sandler
Bill O'Reilly so I can punch him in the face
My fiancees, AKA Melissa Theuriau
and Lara Logan
PS: I accept all friend reqs unless they're glaringly obvious spammers, just cuz why not. But someone on my friends list who may try to contact you or sell you something does *not* have my explicit endorsement to do so.
-Flight of the Chonchords
-R Kelly
-Derek Carter
-Kacie Sheik
-Ty Taylor
-Carly Thomas
-Sarah McLellan
-pretty much all hiphop
,
Spanglish, Borat, Eternal Sunshine, Y Tu Mama Tambien, City of God, Waiting for Guffman, Amelie, Annie Hall, Anchorman, Man on Fire, Traffic, Usual Suspects, Best in Show, Bourne Identity, Collateral, Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind, When Harry Met Sally, Kung Fu Hustle, Memento, Punch-Drunk Love, The Laramie Project, Being John Malkovich, Garden State, AND THIS MOVIE
opening Apr 25 and FEATURING ME.
-anything like Tell Me You Love Me or In Treatment
-Of course muthafuckin LOST (BEST SHOW EVER!)
-Family Guy
-60 Minutes
-Curb Your Enthusiasm
-SNL (yes, STILL)
-HBO documentaries about whores and/or strippers
-poker shows
And of course,
the best show that the shitty shitty Oxygen "Network" will ever have,
Campus Ladies-
I hate to say it, but i don't really read anymore. If I have time to sit, I usually check out some NPR or TV on my iPod.
Nelson Mandela, Michael Moore, Mike Talai, and