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Christopher

Faulkner's got three nipples?

About Me

I rarely have time to check myspace anymore....so if you wanna get in contact with me, call at 734-497-1504, or email at [email protected]

hmmm, not much to say here. if you are my friend, you already know me. if you're not my friend, then you should be

i like chocolate covered raisins and chocolate covered peanuts. im addicted to wild cherry pepsi and dang steak quesadillas at taco bell

My Email: [email protected]

My Interests

music, concerts, watching movies, eating food, sleeping, white castle, urban exploration, abandoned buildings, ghost hunting, cemeteries, photography, filming, tv and radio broadcasting, red wings hockey

I'd like to meet:

George W. Bush so i can kick him in the nuts, Trey Parker and Matt Stone cause they are geniuses, Jesus because he is Jesus and is cool, E.T. cause he was awesome in that one movie about the alien, Bruce Campbell cause he sounds like a jerk, Jerry Only (wait, i already met him), Eminem so i can tell him how much he sucks and how his movie was stupid, Michael Moore cause he is awesome and so i can buy him a hot dog

Ha! If I was black I'd be Kanye West

Music:

i like punk music cause its crescent fresh: misfits, nofx, screeching weasel, rancid, anti-flag, suicide machines, me first and the gimme gimmes, against me, thrice, rise against, tha ramones, dead kennedys, casualties, less than jake, gorilla biscuits, mad caddies, cursive, thrice and many, many, many more.....

Movies:

“A storm is coming, Frank says
a storm that will swallow the children
and I will deliver them from the kingdom of pain
I will deliver the children back the their doorsteps
And send the monsters back to the underground
I’ll send them back to a place where no-one else can see them
Except for me
Because I am Donnie Darko”

my favorite movies (in no particular order): Donnie Darko, Napoleon Dynamite, Band of Brothers, Napoleon Dynamite, We Were Soldiers, Cidade de Deus (City of God), Garden State, Back to the Future, Boondock Saints, Star Wars, Ladder 49, Lord of the Rings (im not a nerd, i just think the movies were awesome), Van Helsing, anything with Chris Farley, Teenage Munant Ninja Turtles, Super Troopers, City of Angels, anything with Tom Green, Spaceballs, anything with Pauly Shore, SLC punk, BASEketball, Shawshank Redemption, anything with John Cusack, Seven, Nightmare Before Christmas, Saving Private Ryan, anything by Michael Moore, Resident Evil, anything by Steven Spielberg, Pumpkinhead, People Under The Stairs, Office Space, anything by Stephen King, Jay and Silent Bob, Good Burger, GhostBusters, Fight Club, anything with Bruce Campbell, Dawn of the Dead, all the Planet of the APes movies, all the CKY movies, Children of the Corn (just the first one, all the remakes sucked), The Butterfly Effect, Bio-Dome, Backdraft, Beetlejuice, Smokey and the Bandit, the Village

Television:

the golden girls

Books:

books, haha. the only book ive read since high school is Dude Wheres my Country from Michael Moore.

some of my photography:
all taken with my fuji s5100 and
edited with adobe photoshop 7.0

Heroes:

duh, The Lone Ranger....and Jerry Only

My Blog

10 Reasons Johnny Cash Owns Chuck Norris

Reason 1.Only one man who has ever lived has been bad enough to be called The Man In Black and it wasnt Chuck NorrisReason 2.Johnny didnt have to fight to be a bad ass. He just had to pick up a beer b...
Posted by Christopher on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 10:58:00 PST

rant 3 - terrorists

so i got this email today, and i decided to do my rant on terrorists today.  im sure you've all heard in the news the last few days about terrorists trying to sneak bombs onto planes by trying to...
Posted by Christopher on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 06:54:00 PST

rant 2 - pillows

so i had a request to rant about pillows today.  many of you may be wondering why i dont like pillows.  they're so soft and fluffy, and if you stuff a bunch of them in your shirt, it makes y...
Posted by Christopher on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 02:32:00 PST

rant .1 - kel is not dead and stupid bulletins

god damn it...people are so stupid. theres a bulletin going around that i got 4 times today saying that kel from the old nickelodeon show keenan and kel was dead. a simple search of yahoo news found n...
Posted by Christopher on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 01:51:00 PST

bye bye wings and pistons, hello tigers

what the hell is up with detroit sports this past week?  first we have yzerman retiring.  yes, it is a bad thing and the team will suffer from this next year, but he deserved to retire. ...
Posted by Christopher on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 03:42:00 PST

6-6-6 = a day in hell

so i realized i havent posted a blog since halloween.  im sure all of you who read my blogs are devastated.  what have you been doing for the past 8 months?  eating bananas?  sweep...
Posted by Christopher on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 01:24:00 PST

HALLOWEEN

yes the day has finally come.  the day you've been waiting all year for.  the greatest holiday ever.   now, obviously we cant go trick or treating like we used to.  well i gue...
Posted by Christopher on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 09:45:00 PST

To all who voted for Bush....

To All My Fellow Americans Who Voted for George W. Bush: On this, the fourth anniversary of 9/11, I'm just curious, how does it feel? How does it feel to know that the man you elected to lead...
Posted by Christopher on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 11:35:00 PST

New Orleans mayor hates Bush too

ive been watching the news for the past half hour or so, and they have been showing video of bush "touring" the disaster areas down south.  fucking asshole driving through these towns that have b...
Posted by Christopher on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 10:42:00 PST

I love Michael Moore

here is an article by the man himself, Michael Moore. it also explains again, how bush cut funding for the levee engineers to send more money to iraq. Friday, September 2nd, 2005 Dear Mr....
Posted by Christopher on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 10:14:00 PST