Alf

My name is ALF my real name is Gordon Shumway I was born and raised on the planet Melmac, to Flo and Bob Shumway. I arrived in Hollywood by accident when his spaceship crashed through the roof of the Tanner family's garage.I was nicknamed ALF (Alien Life Form) by the Tanner children and actually prefers it to Gordon. Although I speaks most of Earth's languages, many of my customs are unfamiliar and somewhat startling to Earthlings. For example, I have a penchant for snacking on cats and can whistle with my lips closed.I graduated from Melmac High School where I majored in software and pedestrian crossing. I was active in the Skleen Club and was a co-captain of the Bouilabaseball team for three years. (Bouilabaseball is similar to Earth's baseball -only it uses fish.)Before landing on our planet, I spent more than a dozen years as an orbit guard. Other previous occupations include Assistant Boxleitner and part-time male model. At one time I even owned and operated his own Phlegm dealership. (The Phlegm 220 was a classic sports car.)My current hobbies are Gerrymandering, audio-animatronic impressions, and eating.I am about 256 years old. I've got dandruff older than your country Although I am single and I'm still looking."