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Chuck Satterlee

I do read comics. I don't live with my folks. I have kissed a girl and I can kick your ass.

About Me

My name is Chuck Satterlee. I am a writer. I write comic books primarily. I have also written for the Chicago Tribune, Chicago Casino Review and a number of other publications. I have written four screenplays and even won a couple small screenplay contests. I have studied directing under famed directing coach, Jim Pasternak. My screenplays are titled:

THE DAY I TRIED TO LIVE

MOVING DAY

CO-DEPENDANCE CAN BE FUN

DIME BAGS & THE ELEMENTS OF STYLE

I love writing and am starting to get a bit more looks from the bigger companies. I am also writing professionaly for PLATINUM Studios. I've been married for 13 years. I have a 5 year old son named Luke. My current comic titles include HERETIC: THE TEMPLAR CHRONICLES, KONG: KING OF SKULL ISLAND and THIRTEEN STEPS, the last one of which where I write with Phil Hester. I have a slew of other projects on the way of which I am completely stoked.

I also have four trade paperbacks on sale right now. They are:

OF BITTER SOULS V.1 SAINTS & SINNERS

OF BITTER SOULS V.2 REUNIFICATION

SMOKE & MIRROR: TIME AND TIME AGAIN

THE LEXIAN CHRONICLES V.2

You can order them from the Markosia website www.markosia.com or from Midtown Comics & Midtown Comics Ordering or Amazon.com & MOre Amazon.com

I wrote my own creator owned series, OF BITTER SOULS (drawn by Norm Breyfogle) and SMOKE & MIRROR (about to be relaunched with Harold Jennett handling art chores.) They received some great reviews. Smoke & Mirror will start up again in the Spring of 2008. OF BITTER SOULS has been optioned for television development by Kickstart Productions.

I also wrote THE LEXIAN CHRONICLES for Markosia as well as a six-issue mini-series for them called HERETIC, which is adapted from Joe Nassise's fantastic novel. Bruce Mckorkindale was the artist for the first three issues and Scott Larson is the artist for the last three issues.

THIRTEEN STEPS is my next series. I am co-writing with Phil Hester. Kevin Mellon is on art and Desperado is publishing. Issues one and two are on the racks in your favorite comic store now.

I am a member of SHOCKTRAUMA STUDIOS. We boast some pretty amazing members like Phil Hester and Ande Parks. You can check us out at www.shocktraumastudios.com.

I am also working with Sal Cipriano on two series. One is called THE UNCREDITED ADVENTURES OF FARAGUT AND FOSTER: ADVENTURERS FOR HIRE and the other is THE GRINDER. I am working with Brian Augustyn on a few projects called NO OTHER GODS, CLOUD NINE and THE MOMENT.


Also, my son who is five, did his first ever comic con sketch.

Heroes Con 2006New York 2007
Myspace Layouts
Myspace Codes
Myspace Generators
Myspace Backgrounds

My Interests

I dig movies. My father, who is retired, is a part-time projectionist for a big multiplex. I get to see movies for free. That is the coolest thing! My brother and I go to see movies quite often. I also have a huge DVD collection. I am a huge Woody Allen fan but I am also a huge fan of action adventure buff!As far as comics go, I read a mess load each month. I always dig just about anythign put out by Top Shelf.I am currently ordering or buying:THE DARKNESS (new writer Phil Hester) THE BOYS THE LONE RANGER ROBIN FLASH KILLING GIRL THE WALKING DEAD THE ATHEIST ALL STAR BATMAN & ROBIN THE BOY WONDER ALL STAR SUPERMAN SUPERMAN CONFIDENTIAL THE GHOSTING STARSHIP TROOPERS HOPE FALLS Anything HELLBOY or BPRD or related titles FEAR AGENT THE PHANTOM POTTER'S FIELD THE ATOM

I'd like to meet:

Comic book folk...

old classmates...

h, and I love hearing from bands who I will never be able to see because they are on the other side of the f'ing country. So please...friend me immediately if you are one of those bands!

And one more thing...if you offer cyber sex...don't forget to friend me because I am absolutely sure that you are the girl in the picture and I want to ruin my marriage over you...

Speaking of sex...

My wife and I have our "lists"...you know...those people you are allowed to sleep with in the event that you meet them with no arguement from the spouse. So, if the following women are visiting my site...and you like fat guys who write comics...and you like annonymous relations with strangers...and you like poor people, please message me so we can sleep together. :)

Helena Bonham Carter

Cate Blanchett

Leah Heady

Salma Hayek

Penelope Cruz

I love when comic book fans and readers add me. You guys make the difference! I also continue to geek out with names like Waren Ellis and Ed Brubaker and Brad Metzler on my myspace page! That is cool.

Music:

When I was in my twenties, grunge was the thing. I was totally and completely in the grune scene. Ilived in Wicker Park in Chicago. It was cool because it was a time when you could see SMASHING PUMPKINS, KMFDM, MY LIFE WITH THE THRILL KILL KULT, LIZ PHAIR and a ton of other bands. It was pre-Double Door days. If you're from the area, the Double Door used to be a country western bar...believe it or not. Anyway, I really dug Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, Screaming Trees, Candlebox, Alice in Chains and STP...and still due. I am also still a sucker for classic rock.

Movies:

I love movies too much for a favorites list. So, I'll just list some movies I am pumped about seeing in the next year or so...SOUTHLAND TALES BATMAN: THE DARK KNIGHT I'M NOT THERE WALK HARD (looks funny) NATIONAL TREASURE: BOOK OF SECRETS I AM LEGEND AMERICAN GANGSTER

Television:

Hands down, Battlestar Gallactica is the best show on television in my opinion. My wife and I also watch LOST. We are getting into SMALLVILLE as well. HEROES is kicking some major but as well. I am liking where it is going.

Books:

I have read some great books this year. I blew off some of the required reading in high school and so I am trying to ead some of those books along with everything else I have. MAXIMUM RIDE by James Patterson is next on my list. I am currently reading IN THE DARK by Simon Read. I read HERETIC by Joe Nassise (and I am adapting it for comics) as well as THE LEXIAN CHRONICLES by Harry Gallan (which I am also adapting for Markosia). I also read THE STRANGER by Albert Camus.

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Heroes:

Your results:
You are Dr. Doom Dr. Doom 76% Apocalypse 73% Magneto 69% Lex Luthor 64% Green Goblin 62% The Joker 58% Mr. Freeze 57% Catwoman 52% Riddler 49% Poison Ivy 46% Two-Face 46% Kingpin 44% Juggernaut 42% Venom 35% Dark Phoenix 26% Mystique 22% Blessed with smarts and power but burdened by vanity.
Click here to take the Super Villain Personality Test
Your results:
You are Green Lantern Green Lantern 85% Spider-Man 70% Catwoman 70% Iron Man 70% Batman 50% Hulk 50% Supergirl 40% Robin 40% The Flash 40% Superman 35% Wonder Woman 15% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

Comic Book Hereoes:

Frank Miller Alan Moore Neil Gaiman Mark Waid Brian Augustyn

Othe Heroes:

Winston Churchill, Kurt Vonegut, Truman Capote

My Blog

THIRTEEN STEPS 3 in stores now!

THIRTEEN STEPS 3 hit stores on Wednesday. 
Posted by Chuck Satterlee on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 07:54:00 PST

Check out this event: KONG signing at Jim Hanleys Universe!!!

Hosted By: Chuck SatterleeWhen: Wednesday Dec 05, 2007 at 6:00 PMWhere: Jim Hanley's UNiverse4 W. 33rd StreetNew York, NY 10001United StatesDescription:Chuck Satterlee Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Chuck Satterlee on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 09:35:00 PST

Cafe Press Store opened...

I just opened up a new Cafe Press Store.  The URL is www.cafepress.com/relativestuff I am selling OF BITTER SOULS and SMOKE & MIRROR stuff among other things.  ...
Posted by Chuck Satterlee on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 01:38:00 PST

Of Bitter Souls Cell Phone Video Game

How cool is this... Kolcom is making an OF BITTER SOULS cell phone video game!  It will be out in December.  It is very cool and they should be sending me the beta version soon. You didn't h...
Posted by Chuck Satterlee on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 07:10:00 PST

New stuff on the horizon.

Hello All! ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />  Chuck Satterlee here.  I thought I'd take a minute and update you on what's happening in my comic world....
Posted by Chuck Satterlee on Mon, 21 May 2007 07:35:00 PST

Shocktrauma Studios

Hey All, I am now a member of a very cool group, SHOCKTRAUMASTUDIOS.Here is the latest press release. Come check it out and check out the forums.ChuckApril 26, 2007: Bethlehem, PA : FOR IMMEDIATE RELE...
Posted by Chuck Satterlee on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 06:41:00 PST

Thinking about leaving myspace

I think I am going to leave myspace. At first, it was a cool way to hang "virtually" with friends and other comic fans and creators.  Now, I get fifteen requests a day from porn stars, phone sex ...
Posted by Chuck Satterlee on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 07:54:00 PST

OF BITTER SOULS Moves to TV!

15 FEBRUARY 2007 FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE   MARKOSIA'S "OF BITTER SOULS" MOVING TO TV   Of Bitter Souls, Markosia Enterprises hit comic book series from creator Chuck Satterlee, has been set ...
Posted by Chuck Satterlee on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 04:27:00 PST

The Last Waltz

My wife and I have been so busy lately.  She took a part-time job and I am doing the Markosia thing and writing and watching our son, when she is at work.  Between her part-time job and my r...
Posted by Chuck Satterlee on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 12:08:00 PST

My crime-fighting day!

Ok, I haven't posted in a while, but this is interesting...at least to me... This morning, my wife and I were going to the library while Luke was at school.  I went to write while Chris was there...
Posted by Chuck Satterlee on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 07:40:00 PST