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goldfish nation

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

the zine
Goldfish Nation is a small, ramshackle publication, currently based in london (for the next month. watch this space for the next destination....possibly oxford....).
issue 1 (april 06) was a fat 60-odd pages, shiny, with a complementary bookmark, and can be described as....
ramshackle, enthusiastic, heart of green and gold, urban mermaids, hate, bad illustrations, fear, fiction, stories, joy, lies, half truths, drunkenness, milly molly mandy, band stalking, interviews, anti corporate, grafitti-ing, stompy booted, tongue in cheek, hands down pants, fifties adventure stories for girls, beauty, illustrations, sandwiches, cups of tea, social centres, satire, ranting, righteous anger, groovy people, cheap photocopying, full of love
a bit more properly, it contained very short stories - artwork - articles on tribal brains in a global village, alternative feminism, flying/environmentalism, 'ethical shopping' - a few well placed chunks of satire - a couple of band interviews - tour reviews [the music bits included the national, clogs, thomas truax, the books and hush the many] - original poetry - and random(er) bits and bobs...
issue 2's gone a bit tits up...originally the plan was: "issue 2's coming in august 07, made exclusively from contributions from attendees and performers from the Latitude Festival in Suffolk, in July 07.
issue 3's coming in september with a 'diy' theme (if it wasn't apparent enough from the first one).
contributions wanted (preferably by august 25th)
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unfortunately, i got "surprise! homeless!"ed in mid august, and have been sofa surfing down south ever since (with my computer, containing all contributions, being Looked After a couple of hundred miles away...
the current plan is:
existing contributions will be got by mid october, and more contributions are extremely welcome.
the deadline is now the 26th october .
last minute and just-past-closing date entries are fine, but can't make any guarantees about the latter. aiming to go to print on halloween :)
it's also going to come with a free cd :) so far, contributors include sputnik weazel, red guitars and (pending confirmation) the bobby mcgees.
if you'd like to give me some music for that, contact details are below...
contact and contributions
contributions should be sent to: goldfish.nation[at]ntlworld.com
goldfish nation the night(s)
the tufty club@the alma, crystal palace (26th september). a bit of a nightmare, meant to be a night of ear joy and dj's, but the speakers didn't work properly. so we gave up and got pissed instead. next attempt is next week (the 10th october)
Made Of Win@the packhorse,leeds (august 2nd). featuring: a wordy man called swithun, a naked performance poet called king zo (who is me), open mic for two daring people out there... plus cake and the usual drunken dj'ing.
the very first GN night in order to try make issue 2 free* was held at the mighty brudenell social in leeds on 27th july.....
the lineup consisted of the wonderful epic45, and tim and sam's the tim and sam band, home of the brave and thee northcoats. there was cake, arts and crafts, cowboys, burlesque dancers and the like.
*please note that the brudenell gig made a profit of minus thirty six pounds.
the horse gig broke even and enabled king zo to buy a pint for herself and angryfloss.finally

a stolen thing from godhaven:
make yourself a god. fill your house w/gods. change. grow. choose your friends. only make friends w/those who change & grow. don't spend what time you have on stupid people.

My Interests

fluff, kittens, righteous anger, cake, mermaids, green + blacks (NOT olives!), composting, mooooncuPs, poetry, fiction, ranting, bedroom dancing, green gloves, chasing bands around britain, trying to do poi, cake (both cake and code), environ-mentalists, peak oil, consideration, bucket sealion!!, planting, art in its goodest and baddest forms, cheap photocopying, drunken internet shame (sorry sorry sorry) goldfish nation the blog

I'd like to meet:

i am here for the boys, the girls and the dating. not really. unless you're very unlucky.
in my strange quest for eye candy, boy of the week is in the bottom right hand corner. sorry if it's you :)

WLTM people who want to write for me. and people who want to read the end result. oh, and minions to make me coffee while i'm surrounded by paper and tippex.

i'm also looking to publish something about non-monogamy/polyamory/whatever tag you want to give it, written from a girl perspective.... anyone out there want to write it?

germaine greer and kiwis
anyone who's touched germaine greer (to date, i've touched one person who's touched her, and another whose brother touched her). or, indeed, if you *are* germaine greer, i'd like to meet and touch you. like, prod you on the shoulder, nothin' kinky.

oh, and anyone with a new zealand accent who's prepared to say 'sick sex sucks' and have me point and cackle for a while.

There will be a running count of each at the bottom of this profile.

oh and i'd like to meet you if you are this man:

oh, and if you love this more than anything else in the world:

germaine greer touchees: 3
kiwi's cackled at: 2

(as of 14/06/07)

Music:

eclectic doesn't quite cover it.

Heroes:

godhaven ink - no quarter - knockback - ctrl alt. - colouring between the lines - stool pigeon - ponygirlsbutwronger - padma newsome - mr rinkydink - germaine greer - dave - you (maybe. if you bring cake / rub / and/or nice).

My Blog

horoscopes w/c 22 july

Leo 22-23 July to 22-24 Aug Your solar new year begins tomorrow with razzmatazz. Your energy will rise over the next few weeks, helping you deal with things with vigour and style. Make a list, and by...
Posted by goldfish nation on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 08:54:00 PST

latitude

to be edited in :)
Posted by goldfish nation on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 08:51:00 PST

the naked poet

so.  i have a new facet.went to latitude (see next post) and i am now King Zo, Performance Poet Extraordinaire (aka The Nudest Woman Alive).  performed on the same stage as john hegley, roge...
Posted by goldfish nation on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 04:59:00 PST

horoscopes w/c 15th july

Cancer 21-22 June to 22-23 July Yesterday's new Moon in your sign brings change to the pattern of your life. This will be a full week, especially after Tuesday. Be ready for change and don't take any...
Posted by goldfish nation on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 04:51:00 PST

horoscopes w/c 8th july

Cancer 21-22 June to 22-23 July Your solar New Year starts on Saturday. You'll be sensitive to new vibrations. Mercury also changes direction on Tuesday, sounding yet another exciting chord. Uranus u...
Posted by goldfish nation on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 06:58:00 PST

horoscopes w/c 1st july

Cancer 21-22 June to 22-23 July The full Moon has stirred up doubts, so insist others show their hand. Mars is in charge of your social life and a spirit of adventure gives you the courage to explore...
Posted by goldfish nation on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 05:38:00 PST

queen zine / knockback revisited

last year, knockback did the most loveliest blog ever.  reposted for the win :D (i am *finally* meeting marie berry tonight.  i'm a bit nervous and will try not to spill drinks on her o...
Posted by goldfish nation on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 12:42:00 PST

hurt

today is mostly consisting of post-vodka pain.last night was acer than ace.      gypsy violins, cellos, klemzer, oy!i fell asleep and woke up as the whole thing started, so hu...
Posted by goldfish nation on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 04:30:00 PST

i am here for teh dating mainly....

ugh.trysts with myspacers.bad idea.especially when mucho wine has been consumed, you see the twinkly little 'online now' sparkle, and think it's a *great* idea to send 'em a message.even better when y...
Posted by goldfish nation on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 02:41:00 PST

will work for food

well, i got the sweetest ever knockback (sadly not knockback) from the anarchoprinters.so the quest for real work starts in earnest.i might be a charity receptionist in headingley, if they'll let me.o...
Posted by goldfish nation on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 12:29:00 PST