Rubbish Job |
I used to have a job where I sat in this darkened little room at the end of a dark corridor in some obscure block of Leeds Uni.
I had to enter the data from these little pink photocopy forms th...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 03:03:00 GMT |
TV |
Does anybody watch Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps?
TPLPC for short apparently.
Anyone?
Someone must for them to have commissioned five hundred and 74 series of it.
Anyone?
Come on f...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 23:15:00 GMT |
Interpoo |
Did my first proper journalist interview. Dictaphone crapped out after 14 minutes. For a more indepth account of exactly how idiotic I am, watch this space.
In the meantime, watch THIS s...
Posted by on Fri, 02 May 2008 05:20:00 GMT |
Weak One |
Ever been a freelancer? No? Me neither. Until now.I threw the towel in, apologised to NatWest in advance, snogged the stalker designer from work (and was sick) set my alarm to quarter past panic attac...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 09:20:00 GMT |
Indicate |
I was crossing the road and some tosser turned left without indicating and nearly hit me, then a police car turned left without indicating and also nearly hit me so I said how about you fucking indica...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 03:29:00 GMT |
Lunch |
People in vegetarian places are rude.Or at least, more rude than people in mixed meats and vegetable places. I've seen better manners in Macdonalds.Maybe it's the same characteristic that makes non-sm...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 05:54:00 GMT |
PAP |
Sam Handsome and Ralph demure set up myspace in search of credibility.Please friend them, they will accept anyone, their standards are low, their mics don't work and they accidently put the trilbies i...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 03:51:00 GMT |
Fitting |
The thing I most like about skinny jeans- aside from the obvious nice-arse implications- is that when it's pissing with rain (like now), they don't soak up puddles and get wet up to the knee. They do...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 09:31:00 GMT |
Take two |
Telegraph bird tricked me into buying the Telegraph on the 3rd, duped. I don't buy papers unless I'm in them, darrrrling, especially when they're two tons of supplements wrapped in plastic. Anyway, ho...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 08:00:00 GMT |
FUCK |
That's all really.Not very insightful.I will be in the Telegraph on November the 3rd, saying something about the rise of female singer songwriters. Hopefully that will be slightly more insightful, alt...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 07:56:00 GMT |
