Dancing alone and drinking a lot.
In or out of costume.
In or out of the 80s.
In or out of a recording studio.
In or out of the bottom of a bottle of gin.
Art Brut, The Chalets, Elastica, Bis, Data Panik (that's Bis with a hat on), Pulp, Girls Aloud, Little Man Tate, The Modern, Kenickie, I FUCKING LOVE LE TIGRE, Ladytron, The Magnetic Fields, Alexis Strum, Aimee Mann, Performance, Northern State, Princess Superstar, Pet Shop Boys x 20hundred, Garbage, ABC, Sing-Sing, Sleeper, Devo, MORRISSEY AND ALSO THE SMITHS I LUV U 4EVAR LOL!OMG, The Rakes, Sufjan Stevens, Kate Bush, Sparks, Alisha's Attic, Selda, Alizee, Camille, Annie, Mylene Farmer, (yes there's a trend for sexy-voiced foreign women here, I know), Belle and Sebastian, Beth Orton, Black Box Recorder, The Cure, The Long Blondes, The Young Knives, The Coming Up Laters, Matmos, Indie Kylie, Sleater-Kinney, CSS, Get Your Strap On, Kit and Konundrums, Moist, Relax Your Twat
Are you Pedro Almodovar, Woody Allen or John Waters? If not I have a sneaking suspicion that your films aren't very good (unless that film is Heathers).
John Paul and Craig Do Chester. Yes, I'm back on the Hollyoaks wagon after 9 months clean.
Dean's New Super Book for Girls (5d on publication, £4 from Shelter), Scarlett Thomas, Francoise Sagan, Wallace Stevens, Jonathan Safran Foer, Clarice Bean That's Me, Kate Atkinson, Jonathan Coe, F Scott Fitzgerald, Michael Chabon, L Frank Baum, and Simone de Beauvoir translated into childishly simple English. Definitely not Tony Fucking Parsons.