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Dan Rosenberg

Happy Birthday to ME dammit!

About Me

I am a comedian, writer, speaker and really bad actor! I live in Santa Monica with my wife Beckey and our son Joshua...oh yeah, and our dog Cooper, a Rat Terrier.
I was born in Beaver Falls, PA and grew up in Chippewa Twp. I went to Blackhawk HS and my parents still live in my hometown. (Although, I think they should move to LA...who wants winter???) I am a Steelers fan and wish Pittsburgh had an NBA team.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

YOU

Television:

24, Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Two and a Half Men, Dan's Dad

My Blog

Happy Birthday THANKS!!!

Thanks for all the comments wishing me a happy 37th...yes, I am really 37. Unlike other comics/actors/writers/dudes on here that love to lie about their age. Some do it as a joke....but when all of a ...
Posted by Dan Rosenberg on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 05:16:00 PST

Some Funny I wrote...enjoy!

The Seven wonders of the world list has been updated. As voted by millions via the internet the new seven are:     Chichén Itzá, Mexico   Christ Redeemer, Brazil &nb...
Posted by Dan Rosenberg on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 10:51:00 PST

Sitting at the airport...

I am in Florida this week. I have to say, travelling is a grind, but also quite fun. I am sitting here watching some of the weirdest people I have ever seen walk by. Do these people know they are weir...
Posted by Dan Rosenberg on Thu, 24 May 2007 03:10:00 PST

A real Blog?

I usually have some smart ass thing to say on my blog, but I decided to use it tonight as it was meant to be: as a journal. So I am going to write what I am thinking about and feeling right at this mo...
Posted by Dan Rosenberg on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 10:42:00 PST

The JERK store called...

Let me start by saying I will not be on Last Comic Standing 5. I was lucky to have established myself enough to not have wait in line for 24 hours like some people did Monday at the Improv. I "know a ...
Posted by Dan Rosenberg on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 01:29:00 PST

Last Comic Standing 5

EVERY comic I know says they aren't going to audition for LCS5. Really? If that was the case, I should be able to walk right in, do my two minutes and win the damn thing outright. I am going in and ju...
Posted by Dan Rosenberg on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 10:59:00 PST

Has it really been THAT long?????

So, I have not been on this MySpace thingy for a while. At least not the blogging doo hickey part of it. I have been busy doing other things, like, well, not much really.My son turns two on Sunday. Al...
Posted by Dan Rosenberg on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 11:01:00 PST

Michael Richards: My Side of the Story

Ok, so I think it really sucks the Michael Richards went off and spewed a bunch of racist crap at the Laugh Factory. But here is my opinion of why this is NOT NEWS. 1. If the video didn't leak, no one...
Posted by Dan Rosenberg on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 10:01:00 PST

Three and a half famous people and me...

So I had an interesting celebrity sighting day last week. I was over at National Lampoon Radio sitting in on an interview with ELVIRA (#1) while we were there, we looked out the window, and saw about ...
Posted by Dan Rosenberg on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 01:44:00 PST

Not much happnin'

Heading back west... So it's been almost a month on the east coast. Lot's of fun stuff! Portland was great, the Boston Comedy Festival was great, doing nothing for a week was also great. I am really l...
Posted by Dan Rosenberg on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 09:48:00 PST