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Lando Calrissian

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

.Smooth wif tha ladies. My mustache brings all the girls to the yard.
Best goddamn gambler in tha galaxy. Best goddamn pilot in tha galaxy. Best goddamn general in the Rebellion.
Biggest muthafuckin cock you ever fuckin seen.

My Interests

Sabacc, Smuggling, White Bitches, Pimpin', Spice, Shootin' shit, Blowin shit up, the Kessel Run

I'd like to meet:

You gots a pussy, I gots a mustache

Music:

Galactic Funk

Heroes:

ME BITCH! I's blowed up the goddamn Def Star goddamn it!!

My Blog

HAN SOLO KIN SUK MY DICK

Even yo dog be gettin yo ass...
Posted by Lando Calrissian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

WHY LANDO DON'T DO LSD NO MORE...

dat fuckin bitch...
Posted by Lando Calrissian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FUCK DAT NIGGA SOLO

Who da fuck does that whitebread muthafucka Solo fink he is? Muthafucka done stole my shit more times den any otha nigga I know. He be worse den da Detroit niggas in da middle of da monf. SHIT SOLO...
Posted by Lando Calrissian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST