This profile was created using MY ASS. A toy I am. My head spins around backwards it does.
***THE YODA CODE, AMENDED***
1. Yoda, being over 800 years old, does not feel the need to log onto myspace every day or even every week. In fact, months may go by where Yoda does not appear. In fact Yoda is busy (wasting time). Yoda has a job (another time waster). Unfortunately the job of Master Jedi (albeit an action figure Master Jedi) does not come with a top-notch salary (because Mace stole the money that was supposed to go to our salaries to finance his cocaine addiction) and therefore Yoda must find other means to support herself (selling cocaine to Mace). Makes Yoda very busy this does.
2. Please don't ask Yoda to add you. Add Yoda yourself. When Yoda stops being busy and remembers this place, add you she will, unless you're a Sharks or a Yankees fan (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) then you can go jump into a Sarlaac pit.
3. Please don't ask Yoda to join your group. Yoda is busy and unfortunately cannot spend her time signing autographs or doing lap dances at your group meetings. Instead, ask someone like Anze Kopitar or Dustin Brown to join your group. They're nice local boys. Plus they won't have much to do once April rolls around (OH SNAP).
The Yoda Code:
YODA WILL NOT:
~Listen to your band's music
~Like your band's music
~Go to your band's shows
~Be friendly and hospitable with people who assume (incorrectly) that SHE is a HE
~Put up with politics
~Put up with spelling errors
~Put up (another) picture of herself in non-Yoda makeup
~Delete you (unless she's really bored heh heh)
~Not reciprocate any Holiday Greetings unless she has time or unless it's a holiday she actually celebrates in a joyous and happy kinda way (like Earth Day)
YODA WILL:
~Tell you about how much the prequels suck (correct she is)
~Send add requests on very rare occasions
~Practice bigamy by marrying Seth MacFarlane and Rodrigo Santoro at the same time. Eechiwawa!
~Tell you how much the Yankees suck
~Complain about eating habits of Rancor
~Beat you at Jeopardy
~Beat you at Trivial Pursuit
~Put up pictures of Gollum even though he's not a Star Wars character (Jar Jar should be stricken from the record and replaced with Gollum)
~Dance naked in the rain. No pictures, please.
Yoda is no longer accepting applications for Sexy-Beast-of-the-Month-Club. The position has been filled:
Mr. and Mrs. Englebert Yoda
request the honor of your presence
at the marriage of their daughter
Action Figure Yoda
and
Mr. Jar Jar Binks
Friday, the twenty-second of April
Two thousand and five
at six o'clock in the evening
Jedi Temple
Coruscant
