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Han

Who's Scruffy Lookin'?

About Me

Space Pirate, Smuggler, Rebel, Scoundrel, Rouge, General, Pilot, hot shot, Husband, Father, Gambler, Smart Ass.
:: how jedi are you? ::

My Interests

Fast ships, Money, Smuggling, Liea, Money!

I'd like to meet:

I'm not in this for you and I ain't in this for your revolution. I expect to be well paid.

Movies:

Star Wars

Television:

Star Wars Holiday Special.

Heroes:

Myself

My Blog

Damn hackers!

Hey people, Sorry for the spam. My account was phished. I fixed it. Thanks to all you folks who contacted me about it. -Han
Posted by Han on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 09:25:00 PST

I need Money!

Who wants to loan me $2300.00 so I can buy the Master Replicas Studio Scale Falcon?! I MUST OWN ONE! Why does it have to cost so much!!!!!!!?????????
Posted by Han on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 09:39:00 PST

American Prison Camps Are on the Way

American Prison Camps Are on the WayKellogg Brown & Root, a Halliburton subsidiary, is constructing a huge facility at an undisclosed location to hold tens of thousands of Bush's "unlawful enemy c...
Posted by Han on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 10:54:00 PST

Master Replicas Millennium Falcon

Master Replicas just produced the most badass version of the Millennium Falcon you will ever be able to purchase. It is simply amazing and WAY FUCKING EXPENSIVE!!! Folks feast your eyes on the 32" ma...
Posted by Han on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 12:33:00 PST

SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!

Chewie and I went and saw Snakes and it kicked ass! GO SEE IT! It rules! -Han
Posted by Han on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 08:45:00 PST

Super busy!

So Chewie and I have been super busy flying spice all around the damn galaxy, money making money making!. We were going to try to help out with flying food and medicine down to New Orleans, but FEMA ...
Posted by Han on Wed, 14 Sep 2005 09:50:00 PST

Another one of those days...

Dude, I'm so busy trying to fix the Falcon right now. Chewie got wasted (again) and switched the power flux modulator with the crystal warp converter and now we are stuck on a back water mud bowl of ...
Posted by Han on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sorry Chewie...Hic...

So I uh, I was a little drunk the other night and I accidentally pulled out some of Chewie's fur. I was trying to help the big guy out and get rid of some of the knots in his fur. Well I had a bad f...
Posted by Han on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ever have one of those days?

Yeah, so I'm plotting a course on the Nave computer the other day and out of nowhere Chewie let's off this huge fart that stinks up the whole cockpit. I had to stay in the galley for about 1/2 hour wh...
Posted by Han on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST