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Chewbacca

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Contrary to what some asshole wrote in some expanded universe book, I'm not dead. I did not die. I still have a few hundred years left to go before that happens. I can't speak english and most humans can't speak wookiee so this myspace thing really helps me get to know people better. I'm married but I never get to see my wife cause I'm always out star hopping with Han. I would like to meet some fine ladies while I'm here on Earth.

My Interests

The Millennium Falcon, smuggling, bowcasters, Starship repair

I'd like to meet:

Someone who will clean my fur and love me for who I am even though I have dog breath and I can't speak english. If you want to add me on your friend list feel free. [email protected]

Music:

I like just about anything. The Max Rebo band

Movies:

Star Wars

Television:

Star Wars Holiday Special

Heroes:

Han, Leia, Luke, C-3P0, R2-D2, King Kong, Big Foot.

My Blog

American Prison Camps Are on the Way

American Prison Camps Are on the WayKellogg Brown & Root, a Halliburton subsidiary, is constructing a huge facility at an undisclosed location to hold tens of thousands of Bush's "unlawful enemy c...
Posted by Chewbacca on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 10:58:00 PST

Just another day for Han!

That motherfucker! He gets drunk n' silly with some moisture farmer's daughter last night and afterward he decides to do some repairs on the Falcon and TOTALLY FUCKS UP! Then he wakes up in the late...
Posted by Chewbacca on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Republicans = Evil Empire

Republicans = Evil Empire Body: If any of you people here on my friend list are republicans please remove yourself immediately. Since I've been spending a lot of time on your planet I've come to r...
Posted by Chewbacca on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ouch!

The other day Han was combing a knot out my fur for me when all of a sudden the Falcon was hit by some space junk. It made Han jump and he ripped a big hunk of fur out of the back of my head. Now I ha...
Posted by Chewbacca on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST