You have just taken your first step into a larger world.
Wanna be friends? I'm here to replace your first #1 MySpace friend, Tom – who was automatically added. Not me, the cooler, more sensitive MySpace Tom. "Ask Stormtrooper Tom" is now active at the top of the page in the Blog section. Need an armored shoulder to cry on? A drinking buddy? I'm here for you. Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Life in in general troubles? I've been to all ends of the galaxy and back. I've seen and heard it all and can help. I'll be your wingman. I've got your back. I'll take one for the team. I'll be your "true" MySpace friend.
Love Always,
Stormtrooper Tom
I'm Stormtrooper Tom and I'm here to assist in taking over the Galaxy. Send me a message if you're confused by anything. Before asking me a question, please check the nonexistant FAQ to see if your question has already been not answered.
I may have been on your friend list when you signed up. If you don't want me to be, click "Edit Friends" and remove me! However, I'll likely dispatch out a garrison of troopers to your location to convince you otherwise.
So happy you could stop by!
