About Me
I'm never good at these things. Well, let's see...I assisted Evil Captain Kirk in engineering the assassination of Cpt. Pike and the subsequent murder of 5,000 colonists on Vega 9. Evil Kirk would like to take credit for the Tantalus Field, but in actuality I discovered it while doing vector searches for Dilithium. I hate Halkans...fuckin assholes. I once mind melded with the "real" McCoy (hahaha "real McCoy") and learned that he is a bitch-ass ho. I am single-handidly responsible for making goatees cool. I guess there's not much else to tell.
