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Michael Myers

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About Me

My name is Michael Myers... some call me the "bogeyman". I'm a man of few words, literally; I haven't spoken one word in over forty years, since the night I killed my older sister Judy with a butcher knife. There are a lot of rumors flying around about me... some people think I am a disciple of the ancient cult known as Thorn, others believe that I'm merely a "psychotic serial killer who likes to butcher people on Halloween". Basically, I appear periodically on the night before Samhain and kill my family members and anyone stupid enough to get in my way. I've been in hiding for the last few years, but I will come home one day, so beware....

My Interests

Butcher knives, strangulation, eating dogs and other animals, hypodermic needles, scalpels, scissors, gardening tools, hay shredders, grisly displays of dead bodies, grave robbing, drawing, scaring the living hell out of my victims, carving jack-o-lanterns, trick-or-treating, fast cars, blood, death

I'd like to meet:

Any and all relations that I've missed... that is, haven't seen in a while.

Music:

the Misfits, the Chordettes, Skincrawler, the Residents, Blue Oyster Cult, and anything by the Bowling Green Philarmonic

Movies:

The Thing, Night of the Living Dead, Plan 9 From Outer Space, The Omen, The Shining, Evil Dead II, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Nudist Colony of the Dead, Full Metal Jacket, Bambi, Psycho

Television:

The Twilight Zone, Alfred Hitchcock Presents, The Ren and Stimpy Show, MacGyver

Books:

The Little Engine That Could, The Cat in the Hat, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, American Psycho, Where the Wild Things Are

Heroes:

the Man in Black

My Blog

Rob Zombie's HALLOWEEN (updated 4/8/07)

UPDATE:Rob Zombie's Halloween is now set to be released on August 31.  Getting excited?  The trailer can be seen below. Thanks to Jason for providing this information. Below is the ...
Posted by Michael Myers on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 12:55:00 PST

Samhain 2006

Hey friends.Sorry it took me so long to write this.  Something happens to me after Halloween, it's like everything is "blah," you know?  It sucks.So I went to this party somewhere, but I was...
Posted by Michael Myers on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 09:43:00 PST

It's almost time...

My birthday is less than three weeks away, and Halloween is coming soon as well.  What are all you crazy kids up to?  Let me know...michael myers
Posted by Michael Myers on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 03:56:00 PST

The so-called "Season of the Witch"

Hey everyone.  In response to the recent inquires about that quaint little reel of film known as Halloween III, here's the story, as I understand it:So Michael Myers was supposed to have burned t...
Posted by Michael Myers on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 03:40:00 PST

Trick or treat

The day is fast approaching... what are you going to be for Halloween?
Posted by Michael Myers on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

How evil are you?

I guess this one was a given for me... but try this one out for yourself. I'm interested to see how evil all my friends and everyone else are.How evil are you?...
Posted by Michael Myers on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Between friends

Just wanted to share some recent correspondences with all of you from my good friend, Freddy Krueger. He's such a card. Enjoy! mikey ----------------- Original Message ----------------- ...
Posted by Michael Myers on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A Tribute...

... to the single dumbest guy ever to cross me. Take a look, friends! Bucky's Power Plant Enjoy... mICHAEL...
Posted by Michael Myers on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST