Arthur, King of the Britons

About Me

I am Arthur, King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England.
Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is... beefy
Your hugs are... quarrelsome
Your eyes... are like two eels of doom
Your touch is... the touch of death
Your smell is... rotten donkey feces
Your smile is... toothless
Your love is... unwanted, unnatural, unappreciated
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Sleeping Beauty
You sleep a lot, but atleast you have those cool lil fairies by your side.
I AM 24% HIPPIE! What? Am I a Republican? Why did I even bother taken this test?! I guess Iâ€™ll back to my George W. Bush fan club and tell them I just wasted 10 minutes of my life. At least I donâ€™t stink, man. Take the HIPPIE test at Fuali.com
I AM 70% EVIL GENIUS! Evil courses through my blood. Lies and deceit motivate my evil deeds. Crushing the weaklings and idiots that do nothing but interfere in my doings. Take the EVIL GENIUS test at Fuali.com
I AM 33% TORTURED ARTIST! I have some artistic ability, but it is probably a hobby and doesn't drive my life into a dark abysmal hole were I am alone and against the world. Take the TORTURED ARTIST test at Fuali.com
I AM 39% ASSHOLE/BITCH! I may think I am an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is I am a good person at heart. Yeah sure, I can have a mean streak in me, but most of the people I meet like me. Take the ASSHOLE/BITCH test at Fuali.com

My Interests

I seek the grail.

I'd like to meet:

I seek the finest and bravest knights of the land to join me in my court at Camelot. You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?

Music:

We're Knights of the Round Table. We dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes With footwork impeccable. We dine well here in Camelot. We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.We're Knights of the Round Table. Our shows are formidable, But many times we're given rhymes That are quite unsingable. We're opera mad in Camelot. We sing from the diaphragm a lot.In war we're tough and able, Quite indefatigable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable. It's a busy life in Camelot.I have to push the pram a lot.

Movies:

Life of Brian, Meaning of Life, anything about the Spanish Inquisition

Books:

You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy!

My Blog

YE OLDE ROYAL SCHEDULE (shed-yool)

JULY 15-AUG 3: Turkish prison fun, voluntarily JULY 14: Celebrate Bastille Day by chopping off a Frenchman's head JULY 5-13: Class reunion at Bayside High. HAIL ZACK! LSD flashbacks... JULY 4...
Posted by Arthur, King of the Britons on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

DID THE GREATEST KING WHO EVER LIVED....EVER LIVE?

Course he did, but he ain't this guy. WANTED: DEAD or MOSTLY DEAD: Pretender to the throne. Goes by name of KING ARTHUR (not his real name). Please kill on sight. .. .. .. Damn, Clive is HOT!...
Posted by Arthur, King of the Britons on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Tell me again, Bedevere, about how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped.

Or something like that. Here's another one my loyal subjects. Please, please good people, I am in haste. Which character are you? You are King Arthur of the Britons! You like to hear yourself tal...
Posted by Arthur, King of the Britons on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

As if you needed any more proof...

Well, u-- um, can we come up and have a look? What Monty Python Character are you? brought to you by Quizilla...
Posted by Arthur, King of the Britons on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST