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Your Turtle

It's not enough to bash in heads ... you've got to bash in MINDS!

About Me

Today's Quote Courtesy: Cpt. Hammer, Corporate Tool. I cannot recommend 'Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog' enough! I just downloaded it for my pod!! *_*
***** About these Friend Categories: I made My Hawaiians first ... it took a while to go through everyone, and I don't doubt I still missed a head or two... SO, if you belong in a particular one and I missed you scrolling thru 600 foolios, LEMME KNOW please! ^_^
About Turtle: Originally, I hail from Hawai'i, but did not appreciate it until too late... Currently, I've lived in lovely HighCal for about 9 (!) years (Sactown lays the MACK down! ...according to Tupac). Professionally, I draw up the plans for civil surveys on the computer. Educationally, I attend community college classes at a pace correspondent to my nickname. Recreationally, I enjoy performing in & attending local theatre, hoarding comic books, altering my consciousness (through natural means only!), and chillin' with my friends or making new ones. Physically, I am exactly average. Socially, I try to give everyone a chance, as I like to pride myself on my objectivity. Spiritually, I am a 'syntheist', in that I believe that all Great Truths boil down to essentially the same thing. Personally, I prefer some modes of dogma to others...but I don't begrudge anyone their personal preference. Actually, if I am against anything, it's Ill-Informed Assumption & Moral Superiority. Astrologically, I am a Virgo, which means that I'm an anal bastard who enjoys typing these lists out; and when listing favorites, I like to be thorough. (:^)
I've also been workin' on pimpin' my work's website: Check 'um out at sgi20.com !

My Interests

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ALOHA ~ Transliterates to: Breath Of Life, a very sweet & sacred thing to wish someone. Despite its commercialization, still one of my favorite words.

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Reading (novels and comics), Music (LP and CD), People and Their Thoughts and Beliefs (particularly small children and pretty girls =D), Theatre, Frisbee Golf, Singing, Bass Guitar, Philosophy, Pilfering 'Favourites' That I Had Forgotten...(Thanks!)
I also like nice warm sun-baked metal, the moon, Little Debbie oatmeal creme pies, the city, the country, the sea, Britishisms, my pet turtle Pac-Man, and exhaling smoke. If I could exhale smoke without inhaling it, I would. But, oh well.

I'd like to meet:

Everyone under the sun, as well as those who shun it.

***** Please Note: I have blocked Band Adds. Now, I love bands (obviously). HOWEVER, I couldn't possibly listen to and assess the 50 Adds a day I get! I don't even have sound on this here work PC! X^P SO... Bands Adds may be back, someday. 'Til then, just send me a message with a link to add your band, I guess, and I might do it later. Thanks and Rock On!

***** Today's Top 40: Literally RANDOM!!! Neat. *_* Go ahead, press refresh a few times!!!

***** I dunno about all this Apps business, but I don't see as how a 'Truth Box' could hurt. I am a proponent of truth. Moreso than justice. ...and don't let's start on The American Way. >_<

Music:

Try somethin' new! Check out these bands! Lemme know who I forgot!We shall eschew the definite article “The”, excepting solely the case of The The (jerks).!!!, 10000 Maniacs / Natalie Merchant, 13th Floor Elevators, 20~20, 311, 88 Fingers Louie, A, A Perfect Circle, A~ha, Abandoned Pools, ABC, Abyssinians, AC Newman / Zumpano / Superconductor, Acid House Kings, Action Action, Adam Ant, Advantage, Aerospace, Afro Celt Sound System, Agents, Air, Aislers Set, Alarm, Alice Cooper, All, All~American Rejects, Alpha Blondy, Alphaville, Amazing Royal Crowns, Amboy Dukes / Ted Nugent, Ambulance LTD, America, American Music Club, Amy Rigby, An Angle, Andrew Bird, Andrew WK, Andy Stochansky, Ani DiFranco, Animal Collective / Panda Bear, Animals / Eric Burdon, Another Blue Door, Anti~Flag, Antibalas Afrobeat Orchestra, Apollo Sunshine, Apples In Stereo / Marbles, Aqua Velvets, Aquabats!, Aqueduct / Epperly, Arcade Fire, Archers Of Loaf / Crooked Fingers, Architecture In Helsinki, Arctic Monkeys, Arms Of Kismet, Arrogants, Art Of Fighting, Ash, Ashley Park, Association, Athlete, Atom And His Package / Armalite, Audioslave / Rage Against The Machine / Chris Cornell, Augustus Pablo, Authority Zero, Avalon Rising, Avenged Sevenfold, B~Movie, Bachman~Turner Overdrive, Bad Company, Bad Manners, Bad Religion / American Lesion / Greg Graffin, Badly Drawn Boy, Bangles, Barenaked Ladies, Bargain Music / Josh Fischel, Barrington Levy, Barry White, Bats, Bauhaus / Love And Rockets / Peter Murphy / Daniel Ash, Bayside, Beatles, Beautiful South / Housemartins, Be~Bop Deluxe / Bill Nelson, Beck, Bedouin Soundclash, Belle And Sebastian / Isobel Campbell / Gentle Waves, Belly / Throwing Muses / Tanya Donelly, Ben Christophers, Ben Folds / Fear Of Pop, Ben Harper / Innocent Criminals, Ben Kweller, Ben Lee / Noise Addict, Bens, Beta Band, Beulah, Big Country, Bigger Lovers, Billy Idol / Generation X / Steve Stevens, Billy Joel, Black Keys, Black Sabbath / Ozzy Osbourne, Black Uhuru / Don Carlos, Bleu, Blind Faith, Blind Guardian, Blind Melon, Bloc Party, Blonde Redhead, Blood Sweat And Tears / Mike Stern, Bloodhound Gang, Blue Hawaiians, Blue Öyster Cult, Blue~Eyed~Son, Blues Brothers, Blues Magoos, Blur / Graham Coxon, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley / Wailers / Ziggy / Damian, Bob Seger, Bobby Conn, Bobby McFerrin, Book Of Love, Booker T And The MGs, Books, Boomtown Rats / Bob Geldof, Boston, Bouncing Souls, Bounty Killer, Brand New, Bravery, Brendan Benson, Brett Dennen, Bright Eyes / Desaparecidos, Brisa Roché, Bronski Beat / Communards, Brother Noland, Brothers Cazimero, Bubble Puppy, Buddy Holly, Buffalo Springfield / Crosby Stills And Nash, Buffalo Tom / Bill Janovitz, Built To Spill / Doug Martsch, Buju Banton, Burning Airlines, Burning Spear, Bush, Bushman, Butch Walker / Marvelous 3, Byrds, Cake, Calexico, Call, Call And Response, Calla, Camel, Camera Obscura, Camouflage, Camper Van Beethoven / Cracker / Monks Of Doom, Capleton, Cardigans, Carey Brothers, Caroline LeVelle, Cars / New Cars, Cat Power, Catch 22 / Streetlight Manifesto / Bandits Of The Acoustic Revolution, Caviar / Fig Dish, Cecilio And Kapono / Henry Kapono, Chambers Brothers, Champs, Channel Light Vessel, Charlatans, Charlatans UK, Charlie Mars, Cheap Suits, Cherry Poppin' Daddies, Choking Victim / Leftöver Crack, Chomsky, Chromeo, Chumbawumba, Cirrus, Citizen Bird, Citizen Fish / Subhumans, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Clash / Joe Strummer / Big Audio Dynamite, Classics IV, Coldplay, Common, Commuter, Concretes, Congos, Consonant, Contrast, Continuous Peasant, Coral, Cornelius Brothers And Sister Rose, Cornershop, Corrosion Of Conformity, Cradle Of Filth, Cranberries, Cranes, Cream / Jack Bruce / Ginger Baker, Critical Mass, Cult / Death Cult / Southern Death Cult, Cure / Levinhurst, Cursive, Custom, Cyndi Lauper / Blue Angel, Dada, Damn Yankees, Damned, Dan Band, Dandy Warhols, Daniel Johnston, Darkness, David Bowie, David Byrne / Talking Heads, David Gray, David Hillyard, Dead Kennedys / Jello Biafra, Dead Milkmen, Dears, Death Cab For Cutie / All~Time Quarterback, Death From Above 1979, Deathray, Deathray Davies, Decemberists, Deep Purple / Whitesnake, Deerhoof, Delgados, Delroy Wilson, Dennis Brown, Depeche Mode / David Gahan / Martin L. Gore, Derek And The Dominos / Eric Clapton, Desmond Dekker, Destroyer, Deviates, Devil Doll, Devo, Dick Dale, Digby, Dio, Dire Straits / Mark Knopfler, Diskothiq, Dispatch, Divine Comedy, Dntel / Figurine / Strictly Ballroom, Dogs Die In Hot Cars, Dollyrots, Donovan, Doors, Dragonforce, Dread Zeppelin, Dream Academy / Kate St. John, Dream Theater, Dropkick Murphys, Duane Eddy, Dub Syndicate / New Age Steppers, Dungen, Duran Duran / Arcadia / Power Station, Dwarves, Dwight Twilley, Eagles / Joe Walsh, Earlimart, East River Pipe, Easy Star All~Stars, Easybeats, Echo And The Bunnymen / Ian McCulloch, Echo Image, Echobrain, Ed Harcourt / Snug, Eddy Grant, Eek~A~Mouse, Eels / E, Eisley, Electric Light Orchestra / Jeff Lynne / Move, Electric Prunes, Electric Six / Wildbunch, Electronic, Elefant, Elevator Drops / Texas Governor, Elf Power, Ella Fitzgerald, Elliott Smith / Heatmiser, Elvis Costello, Emerson Lake And Palmer, English Beat / General Public / Ranking Roger, Enya, Essex Green / Sixth Great Lake, Esthero, Etta James, Evanescence / Ben Moody, Evening, Everton Blender, Expendables, Extra Glenns, Eyedea And Abilities, Face To Face, Faint, Fall, Farm, Feeder, Feist, Fever, Fields Of The Nephilim / Rubicon / Nefilim, Fighting Gravity, Finley Quaye, Fire Bug, Fire Theft / Sunny Day Real Estate, Firewater, Fishbone, Fixx, Fizzle Like A Flood, Flaming Lips, Fleetwood Mac / Lindsey Buckingham, Flip The Switch, Flogging Molly, Flyleaf, For Squirrels, Franklin Bruno / Nothing Painted Blue, Franz Ferdinand, French Kicks, From Bubblegum To Sky, Frost, Frou Frou / Imogen Heap, Fruit Bats, Fugazi / Minor Threat, Futureheads, Gadjits, Gaelic Storm, Galactic Heroes, Gary Hoey, George Thorogood, Gerry Rafferty, Gisli, Glove, Go Jimmy Go!, Go West, Go! Team, Go~Betweens, Gogol Bordello, Golden Earring, Golden Shoulders, Golden Smog, Goldfinger, Gomez, Gong, Goo Roos, Gorillaz, Gourds, Graham Smith / Kleenex Girl Wonder, Grandaddy, Grass Roots, Grays, Great Big Sea, Great Lakes, Green Day, Green Room, Gregory Isaacs, Grind, Guadalcanal Diary / Murray Attaway, Guess Who / Burton Cummings, Guided By Voices, Guns And Roses, Guster, Guttermouth, Guv’ner, HP Lovecraft, Hal, Hall And Oates, Hapa, HARD~Fi, Hardin Thomas, Harry Belafonte, Hayden, Head Automatica, Head Of Femur, Heavenly States, Hefner, Hepcat, Heptones, High Dials, High Llamas, Hippos, Ho'Aikane, Holiday / Singletons, Hollies, Honeybunch, Hooters, Hooverphonic, Hope Of The States, Horace Andy, HorrorPops, Horslips, Hot Air Balloonists, Hot Chocolate, Hot Hot Heat, Howard Jones, Human League / British Electric Foundation / Heaven 17, I Am The World Trade Center, Ian Dury / Kilburn And The High~Roads, Iced Earth, Icicle Works, Idlewild, Ima Robot, Imperial Teen, Impossibles, In Crowd, Ini Kamoze, Inner Circle, Inspiral Carpets, International Noise Conspiracy, Iron And Wine, Iron Butterfly, Iron Maiden / Samson / Bruce Dickinson, Is It Her, Isaac Hayes, Israel Kamakawiwo’ole, Israel Vibration, Ivy / Paco, It’s A Beautiful Day, J Church, J. Geils Band, Jackie Greene, Jackson Browne, James, James Blunt, Jamiroquai, Jane's Addiction / Porno For Pyros / Perry Farrell / Dave Navarro, Janis Joplin / Big Brother And The Holding Company, Jefferson Airplane / Starship / Grace Slick, Jellyfish / Imperial Drag / Moog Cookbook / Jason Falkner, Jesca Hoop, Jessica Fletchers, Jesus Jones, Jethro Tull, Jim Carroll, Jimmy Cliff, JJ72, Joe Cocker, Joe Satriani, John Brown's Body / Kevin Kinsella / Elliot Martin / 10 Ft. Ganja Plant, John Cale, John Zorn, Jonathan Richman / Modern Lovers, Josh Joplin Group, Josh Rouse, Juana Molina, Julian Cope, Junior Kelly, Jurassic 5, Justin Hinds, KT Tunstall, Kaiser Chiefs, Keane, Kein Mitleid F?r Die Mehrheit, Ken Stringfellow, Kenny Wayne Shepherd, King Crimson, King Missile, Kings Of Convenience, Kingston Trio, Kinks / Ray Davies / Dave Davies, Knack, Ladybug Transistor, Ladytron, Lagwagon / Joey Cape / Bad Astronaut, Laika And The Cosmonauts, Lake Trout, Lambchop, Laptop, Lashes, Leaves, Led Zeppelin / Robert Plant / Jimmy Page, Lee 'Scratch' Perry, Left Banke, Legendary Pink Dots / Edward Ka~Spel, Let's Go Bowling, Levellers, Libertines, Lightning Seeds, Link Wray, Little Birdy, Liquid Tension Experiment, Loafers, Local H, Long Winters, Long~View, Longwave, Los Infernos, Los Lobos, Los Lonely Boys, Los Pericos, Los Straitjackets, Lost Horizon, Lou Reed / Velvet Underground, Love, Lovedrug, Lovemakers, Low Red Land, Luciano, Lucksmiths, Luna / Britta Phillips (The REAL Jem!) And Dean Wareham / Galaxie 500, Lush, M, M83, Maceo And All The King's Men, Macka B, Mad Caddies, Mad Professor, Madness, Magazine, Magellan, Magnetic Fields / 6ths / Future Bible Heroes / Gothic Archies, Man Or Astro-Man?, Manfred Mann's Earth Band, Manic, Manic Street Preachers, Manowar, Manu Chao, Maria McKee / Lone Justice, Maroon 5 / Kara’s Flowers, Mascott, Massive Attack, Mates Of State, Matisyahu, Me First And The Gimme Gimmes, Meditations, Megadeth, Melee, Melodians, Men At Work / Colin Hay, Mephiskapheles, Mercury Rev, Merrell Fankhauser / Impacts / Exiles / Fapardokly / HMS Bounty / Mu, Metallica, Metric, Michael Franti / Spearhead / Disposable Heroes Of HipHoprisy / Beatnigs, Michael Penn, Mick Moloney / Johnstons, Midnight Oil, Mighty Lemon Drops, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Mike And The Mechanics / Genesis, Mike Patton / Faith No More / Mr. Bungle / Fantomas / Lovage, Mills Brothers, Mindless Self Indulgence, Ministry, Minus 5, Minutemen / Mike Watt, Mirah, Misfits, Mishka, Mission Orange, Mobtown, Moby, Modest Mouse, Mogwai, Moldy Peaches / Adam Green / Kimya Dawson, Mono, Monochrome Set, Moody Blues, Morcheeba, Mott The Hoople / Doc Thomas Group / Ian Hunter, Mountain Goats, Moxy Fruvous, MU330, Mull Historical Society, Muse, Music, Musical Youth, My Bloody Valentine, My Favorite, Nada Surf, Natasha Bedingfield, Natural Vibrations, Negatones, Neil Young, Neko Case, Nekromantix, Nellie McKay, Nerf Herder, Neutral Milk Hotel, New Order / Joy Division / Monaco, New Pornographers, Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds / Birthday Party / Boys Next Door, Nick Drake, Nick Heyward / Haircut 100, Nick Lowe / Brinsley Schwarz, Nickel Creek, Night Ranger, Nightmares On Wax, No Doubt, No Use For A Name / Tony Sly, NoFX, Nobody Ever Really Dies, Norah Jones, Nothing Rhymes With Orange, Obi, Ocean Colour Scene, Of A Resistance, Of Montreal, Offspring, Oingo Boingo / Danny Elfman, OK Go, Old 97s / Rhett Miller, Ooklah The Moc, Orange Juice / Edwyn Collins / James Kirk, Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark / Listening Pool, Osker, Other, Outkast, Oysterhead, Papas Fritas, Park Ave., Parka Kings, Parlour Boys, Particle, PasCal, Passage / Restiform Bodies, Pato Banton, Paul Revere And The Raiders, Pavement / Stephen Malkmus, Peacocks, People In Planes / Tetra Splendor, Pepper, Pernice Brothers, Pet Shop Boys, Pete Yorn, Peter Gabriel, Peter Moon, Peter Schilling, Peter Tosh, Petracovich, Phantom Planet, Phish, Piebald, Pietasters, Pilfers, Pinback, Pink Floyd, Pitty Sing, Pixies / Frank Black / Martinis, Placebo, Pogues / Shane McGowan, Plastiscene, Pleasure Club / James Hall, Pleasure Forever / Slaves / VSS, Poi Dog Pondering, Police / Stewart Copeland / Sting, Polyphonic Spree / Tripping Daisy, Porcupine Tree, Postal Service, Prefab Sprout, Premiums, Primal Scream, Primus / Les Claypool, Prince Jammy, Proclaimers, Propagandhi / Weakerthans, Protest The Hero, Proto~Men, Psychedelic Furs / Love Spit Love, Public Image Ltd., Pulley / Ten Foot Pole / Scared Straight / Strung Out, Pulp, Pyronauts, Quasi, Queen, Queens Of The Stone Age, Quicksilver Messenger Service, REM, Raconteurs, Radiohead, Rainbow, Ramones, Rancid / Operation Ivy / Lars Frederiksen And The Bastards / Silencers, Rare Bird, Rasputina, Ratatat, Raveonettes, Ray Charles, Razorlight, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Red Lorry Yellow Lorry, Reel Big Fish / Littlest Man Band, Refused, Reggae Cowboys, Rentals, Replacements / Tommy Stinson, Rezillos, Richard Cheese, Ride, Rilo Kiley / Jenny Lewis, Rob Dickinson, Rob Dougan, Robbers On High Street, Rockfour, Roger Clyne And The Peacemakers, Rogue Wave, Rolling Stones / Pretty Things / Bill Wyman, Rollins Band / Black Flag, Rosebuds, Roxy Music / Bryan Ferry, Royal Crown Revue, Royal Hunt, Röyksopp, RPM, Ruder Than You, Rudy, Rush, RX Bandits, Ryan Adams, Sade, Sage Francis, Samples, Santana, Sashamon, Say Hi To Your Mom, Scarlett Johansson, Scientist, Scream Toward the Uprising of Nonconformity, Sean Na~Na / Calvin Krime, Sebadoh / Folk Implosion, Secret Machines, Secret Six, Semisonic / Trip Shakespeare, Shadow Gallery, Shakedown, Shelleyan Orphan, Sherwood, Shinehead, Shins / Flake Music, Shout Out Louds, Shriekback, Sia, Silver Jews, Simon And Garfunkel / Paul Simon, Simple Kid, Simple Minds, Singles, Siouxsie And The Banshees / Creatures, Sissy Bar, Sizzla, Skankin' Pickle / Mike Park / Chinkees / Bruce Lee Band, Skatalites / Tommy McCook, Skinny Puppy / Tear Garden / cEvin Key / Download, Slackers, Slightly Stoopid, Sloan, Slow Runner, Sly And Robbie / Taxi Gang, Smash Mouth, Smashing Pumpkins / Zwan / Billy Corgan, Smiths / Morrissey / Johnny Marr, Smoking Popes, Smooths, Social Distortion / Mike Ness, Soft Boys / Robyn Hitchcock, Soft Machine / Robert Wyatt, Sondre Lerche, Soul Coughing, Sounds, Soundtrack Of Our Lives, South, Soviet, Spaceheads, Spacemen 3 / Spiritualized, Sparks, Special Beat, Specials / Coventry Automatics / Fun Boy Three / Colourfield / Terry Hall, Spitvalves, Spock’s Beard, Spongetones / Van Delecki’s / Jamie Hoover, Spookey Reuben, Spoon, Spring Heeled Jack, Squeeze, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Stabbing Westward, Starlight Mints, Starlights, Starlings TN, Stars, Statistics, Steadman, Steel Pulse, Steel Train, Steely Dan, Stellastarr*, Stereolab, Stereophonics, Steve Miller, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Stevie Wonder, Stills, Stone Roses / Seahorses / Ian Brown, Straight Faced, Stranglers, Stratford 4, Stray Cats / Brian Setzer, Straylight Run, Street Dogs, String Cheese Incident, Strokes, Styx, Sublime, Suede, Sufjan Stevens, Sugar / Bob Mould / Hüsker Dü, Sugar Ray / Mark McGrath, Sumack, Sun, Sunshine Fix / Olivia Tremor Control, Super Furry Animals, Supertramp / Roger Hodgson, Sweet, Swingin’ Utters, System Of A Down, Tahiti 80, Talk Talk, Tall Dwarfs / Chris Knox (and the Nothing), Talulah Gosh / Heavenly / Marine Research / Tender Trap, Tears For Fears / Roland Orzabal, Ted Leo And The Pharmacists, Teenage Fanclub, Tenacious D / Jack Black, The The, Thermals, They Might Be Giants / Mono Puff, Thievery Corporation, Third Eye Blind / Snake River Conspiracy, Third World, Thomas Dolby, Thompson Twins, Thrills, Tiger Army, Tilly And The Wall, Toasters, Todd Rundgren / Nazz / Utopia, Tom Jones, Tom Petty, Tool, Toots And The Maytals, Tori Amos, Tracy Chapman, Traveling Wilburys, Travis, Tricky, Trunk Federation, Tubes, Turtles / Flo And Eddie, Twilight Circus, Tyko, U2, UB40, UK, Ultravox / Midge Ure, Unicorns, Unwritten Law, Urge, Uriah Heep, Valley Of The Giants, Van Halen / David Lee Roth, Van Morrison / Them / Chieftains, Vandals, Vapors, Velvet Crush, Ventures, Vestals, Vines, Violent Femmes, Visual Audio Sensory Theater, Von Bondies, Wailing Souls, Walker Brothers / Scott Walker, Walkmen, Wall Of Voodoo / Stan Ridgway, Wang Chung, War, Warren Zevon, Washdown, We Are Scientists, Ween, Weezer / Special Goodness, White Elephants, White Stripes, Who, Why?, Wilco / Uncle Tupelo / Jeff Tweedy, Wire, World Leader Pretend, World Wide Spies, Wyclef Jean, Xavier Rudd, XTC / Dukes Of Stratosphear, Yardbirds, Yaz / Assembly / Erasure / Alison Moyet, Yes / Jon Anderson, Zebrahead, Zero 7, Zombies / Argent ... (phew!) Credit where it's due: Yahoo's 'Launch' internet radio (on which I’m ‘heyhonu’), in tandem with AllMusic.com, have been instrumental in the compilation of this list. Check them out, too!

Movies:

As I used to work at Ballbuster Video, where I developed an unhealthy loathing of Video Rental, my movie picks are mostly kinda old...feel free to recommend more!Numbah Ekahi's gotta be North Shore! (Nobody Listens to Turtle...)Also: A Mighty Wind, Accepted, Akira, Alice In Wonderland, Altered States, Amadeus, Amazon Women On The Moon, American Beauty, Animal House, Apocalypse Now, Austin Powers 1~3, Baron Munchausen, Batman 1~4, Batman Begins~DARK KNIGHT, Beavis Does America, Bedknobs and Broomsticks, Beetlejuice, Bend It Like Beckham, Best In Show, Better Off Dead, Big Daddy, Big Fish, Bill and Ted 1 and 2, Billy Madison, Black Cauldron, Blade Runner, Blazing Saddles, Blues Brothers, Bottle Rocket, Brave Little Toaster, Breakfast Club, Breakfast Of Champions, Buckaroo Banzai Across The 8th Dimension, Butterfly Effect, Charlie And The Chocolate Factory, Chasing Amy, Chipmunk Adventure, Clerks, Clockwork Orange, Closer, Coneheads, Constantine, CQ, Crash, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Daredevil, Dark City, Dark Crystal, Dazed and Confused, Desperado, Dick Tracy, Dogma, Donnie Darko, Dr. Horrible's Sing~Along Blog, Dream With The Fishes, Easy Rider, Edward Scissorhands, Elektra, Elf, Empire Records, Eric The Viking, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Evil Dead 1~3, Fantastic Planet, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, Fearless, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, 5th Element, 50 First Dates, Fight Club, Final Fantasy~The Spirits Within, Fingers, Flash Gordon, 4 Rooms, Freaked, Freeway, From Dusk 'Til Dawn, From Hell, Full Metal Jacket, Garden State, Ghost In The Shell, Ghostbusters 1 and 2, Goonies, Grindhouse, Grosse Pointe Blank, Half Baked, Happy Gilmore, Heathers, Hellboy, High Fidelity, History Of The World Pt 1, Hudson Hawk, Hudsucker Proxy, Hulk, I ♥ Huckabees, Indiana Jones 1~3, Jackie Brown, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, The Jerk, Joe Vs The Volcano, Johnny Dangerously, Kentucky Fried Movie, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Kung Pow, Labyrinth, Last Dragon, Last Supper, Legend, License To Drive, Lilo And Stitch, Little Nicky, Little Shop Of Horrors, Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels, Lord Of The Rings 1~3, Lost Boys, Mallrats, Mars Attacks, Mary Poppins, Matrix 1~3, Memento, Metropolis, Mixed Nuts, Mom And Dad Save The World, Muppet Movie, Naked Lunch, Napoleon Dynamite, Natural Born Killers, Never Ending Story, Nightmare Before Christmas, Noises Off, Nothing To Lose, Office Space, Old School, One Crazy Summer, PCU, Pee~Wee's Big Adventure, Pirates Of The Caribbean, Planet Of The Apes, Point Break, Popeye, Princess Bride, Pulp Fiction, Radioland Murders, Reservoir Dogs, Revenge Of The Nerds, Robocop 1~3, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Romeo + Juliet, Royal Tenenbaums, Sandlot, Saved, Say Anything, The Science Of Sleep, Secret Of Nimh, Serenity, Shining, SIN CITY, 16 Candles, 6th Sense, Sky Captain And The World Of Tomorrow, Sleepy Hollow, Snakes On A Plane, Snatch, So I Married An Axe Murderer, South Park, Spaceballs, Spirit Of '76, Star Wars 1~9, Stigmata, Superman 1~4, Superman Returns, Sword And The Stone, Taxi Driver, 10 Things I Hate About You, This Is Spinal Tap, 3 Amigos, 300 , Total Recall, Transformers, True Romance, 12 Monkeys, 28 Days Later, 2 Days In The Valley, UHF, Usual Suspects, V For Vendetta, Vanilla Sky, Waiting For Guffman, The Wall, Warriors, Waterboy, Wayne's World 1 and 2, Wedding Singer, Weird Science, What Dreams May Come, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Wicker Park, Willow, Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory, Wizard Of Oz 1 and 2, Young Frankenstein, Zoolander … Cheech and Chong & Monty Python flicks, too.

Television:

Andy Milonakis, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Batman: The Animated Series, Beavis and Butt-Head, Chappelle's Show, Clerks, Conan O'Brien, Cowboy Bebop, David Letterman, Drawn Together, Family Guy, Firefly, Fraggle Rock, Futurama, Invader Zim, Justice League, Legion Of Super~Heroes, The Middle Man, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge!, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, Parker Lewis Can’t Lose, The Sarah Silverman Program, (Classic) Saturday Night Live, Simpsons, Smallville, South Park, The State / Upright Citizen's Brigade / Reno 911, 3rd Rock From The Sun, TV Funhouse, Wonder Showzen, Young Ones

Books:

Illuminatus! / R.A.Wilson, Princess Bride, anything Dragonlance, Dune, Ender's Game, Confederacy of Dunces, Trainspotting, High Fidelity, Foundation, Book of the Dun Cow, Five People You Meet In Heaven, The Tipping Point, The Kite Runner, Odd Thomas; Douglas Adams, Ray Bradbury, Anthony Burgess, Philip K. Dick, William Gibson, Robert Heinlein, Joseph Heller, Herman Hesse, Ken Kesey, Mark Leyner, Terry Pratchett, Hunter Thompson, J.R.R.Tolkien, Kurt Vonnegut, H.G.Wells, Tom Wolfe
~Comic Books: (if you think that comic books are somehow inferior to 'proper' books, just go ahead and delete me. I'll understand.)~
Brian Michael Bendis (Powers, New Avengers, Alias, Ultimate Spider~Man), Joe Casey (Godland), Warren Ellis (Transmetropolitan, Planetary, Desolation Jones, Fell), Garth Ennis (Preacher, Hitman, Punisher, The Boys), Neil Gaiman (Sandman, American Gods), Kieth Giffen, Paul Jenkins (Inhumans, Sentry) Mike Mignola (Hellboy), Frank Miller (Ronin, Give Me Liberty, Sin City, Dark Knight Returns / Strikes Again), Alan Moore (Promethea, V For Vendetta, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, From Hell), Grant Morrison (Invisibles, WE3, Vimanarama, Seven Soldiers), Rick Remender (Doll and Creature, Fear Agent, Strange Girl), Jhonen Vasquez (JTHM, Filler Bunny, Zim w/ Roman Dirge), Brian K. Vaughan (Y: The Last Man, Runaways, Ex Machina, Pride Of Baghdad), Joss Whedon (Astonishing X~Men, Buffy Season 8, Fray, Sugarshock)

Heroes:

I'm kinda like Superman, but wish I were more like Batman...same with Lao-Tze and Sun-Tzu. I also admire/emulate Winnie the Pooh, Bugs Bunny, Ferris Bueller/Zack Morris/Parker Lewis, Conan O'Brien, the 8th-grade tag team of Eshelman and Soderberg, Dr. Hank Wesselman, Franz Boas, Leonardo Da Vinci, Ferdinand Magellan, Patrick Henry, Ben Franklin, Albert Einstein, Robert Anton Wilson, Kesey and the Merry Pranksters, Siddharta Gautama, and Jesus of Nazareth. Hmm, those are mostly men...also Eris, Mary Magdalene, Mother Theresa and Harriet Tubman. All who Dare to Disagree.

My Blog

You were right.

-by Built To Spill-You were wrong!when you said:"Everything's gonna be alright" You were RIGHT when you said "All that glitters isn't gold." You were right when you said"All we are is dust in the wind...
Posted by Your Turtle on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 12:01:00 PST

Lyrics, pending proper bloggery ...

Come Let Go Xavier Rudd Come my brother, come slowly, come easyMy friend. Come my friend.Come my sister, come easy, come breezy,On me, you can depend!Come my brother put your hands up,Take your heart ...
Posted by Your Turtle on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 05:57:00 PST

Turtle v. Scalpers (Part the First) [warning: longish]

No, I have not bought Coachella tix as I'm pretty busted right now (come onnnn, roomies!) - however, I do know a guy from work (Jesus Jake!) who has a 3-day and can't go, so we'll see... I might hit u...
Posted by Your Turtle on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 07:17:00 PST

Check out this video: Rodeohead

Posted By:Hard 'n PhirmGet this video and more at MySpace.comhee hee .. rodeohead...
Posted by Your Turtle on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 11:38:00 PST

oh, woe betide me!

I'm so incredibly devastated by the loss of my phone. Seriously. I realize that I can probably recover most of the numbers, between this here MeSpace and all my old invoices... but still. I imagine th...
Posted by Your Turtle on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 06:28:00 PST

in which Turtle Cracks His Head Open (and goes to shows, of course)

I note that since the last time I blogged, I've been to some sweet shows - Ween & Flaming Lips was a marvelous time in Berkely with Keren & Goose-guys; Groovie Ghoulies tore it up at the free ...
Posted by Your Turtle on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 09:10:00 PST

Run Straight Home, Charlie!!!!!

60G iPod is a GO! Internet at my house, permitting this blog to be born at 2am, is a GO!! (ooh and now I really can stalk you on mespace [yes, you]) New digs!!! Hot tub is a go! Come and see us!!! We'...
Posted by Your Turtle on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 02:56:00 PST

CELEBRATE~AH!!!

Prrrrr-AH-Ha!! Many & myriad are the reasons for celebration this weekend! * Josh's birthday's on Sunday, the old fuckin' fart! X^] * Cinco de Drinko, but of course! Arrriba! * I have fully offici...
Posted by Your Turtle on Sat, 06 May 2006 04:27:00 PST

Later, Wisdom!

I left work early Monday to have my top 2 wisdom teeth extracted, OH BOY! ^_^ Apparently the one on the bottom (yup, I only had 3, what a freak! X^P) needs surgical attention - the top two came out li...
Posted by Your Turtle on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 05:25:00 PST

I saw New Porn!

Yes!!! To begin at the beginning : While I was in Hawai'i in January (never even blogged that, I am getting really terrible... so yeah, that was awesome), Goose & Chrissy took the liberty of ...
Posted by Your Turtle on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 01:45:00 PST