I work at a place that I loathe, I hang out with people I love, and my goal is to make people laugh; it's like a sitcom, only funny. I go to CSU and I want to finish with a law degree, though I'm seriously considering changing to Anthropology. My cat Rogan is awesome, and frankly, so am I.
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"Why, Johnny Ringo, you look as if someone's just walked over your grave..."
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Thadeus T. Bumblefudge
Birthday: YAY! YAAAAAAAAAAY!
Birthplace: Satan's Grundle.
Current Location: There are... walls?
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Spleen.
Height: (shrugs)
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed writer, left handed lover...of myself.
Your Heritage: Ethiopian.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Moccasins.
Your Weakness: Cilantro, goat urine, and fire.
Your Fears: Coffee mugs and impotence.
Your Perfect Pizza: Jalapenos, bacon, and portobello mushrooms.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Winning the award for "Most hours spent within the vicinity of a cat."
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: You're not a cop, are you?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why?
Your Best Physical Feature: My level 13 beard.
Your Bedtime: Schmedtime.
Your Most Missed Memory: Valley Forge, Pa.
Pepsi or Coke: "Cadre Cola, it hits the spot!"
MacDonalds or Burger King: The Bell, if you please.
Single or Group Dates: Both are enjoyed.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Either Arizona or plain green tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: My Aunt Kathleen is actually conducting an extensive taste test of Vanilla ice creams, in search of the best. She has a PhD in Music and Psychology. Frankly, if I could, I would, too.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Tea.
Do you Smoke: Nah.
Do you Swear: Well God bless it, I hope not!
Do you Sing: During sex.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes, and I use Dove...'s blood.
Have you Been in Love: Yup.
Do you want to go to College: Absolutely not.
Do you want to get Married: To my cat.
Do you belive in yourself: Yes, I just can't believe it's not butter.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I drink on the Tilt-a-Whirl.
Do you think you are Attractive: Sure.
Are you a Health Freak: Painfully so.
Do you get along with your Parents: Remarkably so.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I like tying feathers to metal rods and passing them out to children under the guise that they're "Indian Rain Dance Rods".
Do you play an Instrument: Poorly.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Not to excess, which does make me kind of misty.
In the past month have you Smoked: No.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Well, duh.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: A bunch of 'em!
In the past month have you killed a man: A bunch of 'em!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Meh, Oreos are amateur glutton shit. Try a 3 lb. jar of J.I.F.
In the past month have you hit a bitch with a cup of Coke: She ran her wheelchair over my foot, what'd you expect?
In the past month have you been on Stage: The vet said our donkey needed time to recoup, so no.
In the past month have you been Dumped: LOL, "dump"!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, thank you, I'm sane.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: If life were a video game, yes.
Ever been Drunk: On Crisco.
Ever been called a Tease: Not that I can remember.
Ever been Beaten up: Seriously, if you have to ask, than you really don't know me.
Ever Shoplifted: Even Mother Theresa mugged a leper.
How do you want to Die: Ripped to pieces by a Predator while plunging a harpoon into a sperm whale's eye as we all hurtle in synchronous orbit around Betelgeuse as it goes supernova.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A crocodile.
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green.
Favourite Hair Color: Reddish-brunette or whatever it's called.
Short or Long Hair: Shoaty ewe a tiiiiin!
Height: I guess.
Weight: Healthy.
Best Clothing Style: Ren Faire and prison garbs.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Number of CDs I own: I hate music, GOD!
Number of Piercings: 73.
Number of Tattoos: The letter "Q".
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I should've started earlier.
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