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empire♥nutsacks

I have no Mercy for Retards.. Now lick my hairy asshole and pop my genital warts

About Me


Do not assume I am the #1 Star Wars "fan" that loves to have anal sex with Emperor Palpatine..quite frankly, I really don't give a flying rat's ass who Loves or Hates Star Wars... Why? Well, first of all, there's too many god damn types of Star Wars "fan" if you may say (i.e. Mandalorian fans, EU fans, Collecting fans, OT fans, Bail Organa fans, Attention Whoring fans, etc...)..all I know is, I love Star Wars in all aspect (especially collecting) so that is all that matters. Sure it has a few flaws, kinda like a cheap crack whore, but hey I won't deny it...I accept it as it is and love it for MYSELF. If you hate or love Star Wars, more power to ya.
NOTE: Retards who swing around lightsabers between aisles at Wal Mart and Toys R' Us or on the streets or on youtube...I am sorry, that doesn't make you awesome Star Wars fans...Just a fuckin' idiot
Now growing up with the OT and SE and Episode I, II, and III has been awesome...but finally being able to DRIVE and DO whatever I want with and for Star Wars gives me a major ass boner...I've waited so long for this moment and that moment finally arrived..Counting down the days, showing up for events, toy hunts, meeting awesome people, cussing at idiots, raping hobos, molesting random people, camping out, and so fourth for Star Wars is by far the best journey ever...but the Journey will NEVER end...Things come and go, but Star Wars IS Forever bitch!...Palpatine fucked Shmi Skywalker and everyone knows this! Or is it Count Dooku that boned Dexter?
I loved it when Anakin killed these little bitches!

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My Blog

Why the fuck do you need 300 Pictures? A CONTEST!

Ok, so you think this isn't star wars related but hear me out...first of all, Tom announced that we just received 300 picture slots in our picture section thanks to 300 the movie...now my question is ...
Posted by empire♥nutsacks on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 11:15:00 PST

MIDNIGHT MADNESS TOY RUSH VIDEO - 4/2/05 -

Ah yes, April 2nd, 2005...in case you all never saw it..here is the vid of my homiez and I bum rushing at toys r us...oh the madness...We are all had our imperial logo t shirts to show what's up...and...
Posted by empire♥nutsacks on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 10:10:00 PST

May 16-19th: STAR WARS REVENGE OF THE SITH

AH yes, Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith...What can I say..the camping out experience was just pure fuckin kick ass...I don't give a shit about pre screenings or you got to see it first than...
Posted by empire♥nutsacks on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

April 25th: STAR WARS III NOVEL BOOK SIGNING

Ah yes, april 25th at 7pm at Huntington Beach Barnes & Nobles..it's a shame that the other two brothers (kevin and dyke: due to school) can't make it to this special occasion cuz they sure mis...
Posted by empire♥nutsacks on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

April 24th: STAR WARS CELEBRATION III

Posted April 24th, 2005: I have to give thanks and appreciation for darth vibbert getting me the vader exclusive at CIII..I owe ya one man.... Posted March 10th, 2005: For those who are go...
Posted by empire♥nutsacks on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

April 2nd: STAR WARS TOYS MIDNIGHT MADNESS

Ah yes, April 2nd, the day all Star Wars promotions and toys and books and many other products are unleashed... well ladies and gents.... this is how it all started... 7pm - Originally,...
Posted by empire♥nutsacks on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

March 19th: STAR WARS CLONE WARS VOL.II PREMIERE

AH yes...March 19th, the ONLY premiere of never before seen Clone Wars Vol.II in Hollywood Grauman's Egyptian Theater...... Before I talk about Clone Wars Vol.II...I have to say, when mike, john, kev...
Posted by empire♥nutsacks on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

March 10th: STAR WARS STRIKES

I would have to say that I declare from this day fourth, those who have been counting down the days and truely love star wars have the moment to shine as we speak...today marks the day of the Offical ...
Posted by empire♥nutsacks on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

MY LIFE WITH STAR WARS pics archive

The following pics are random pics that involves my friends, items, me and other random stuff...it's always a damn good pleasure going into a star wars frenzy with these fellow star wars lovers and I ...
Posted by empire♥nutsacks on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

STAR WARS POSER BITCH CUNT

We all love star wars for many reasons...because the story is touching, moving, unique, inspirational..a fantasy for all of us to live upon and enjoy it with all our hearts...some of you dont know how...
Posted by empire♥nutsacks on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST