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mozzie mark

I'd buy that for a dollar

About Me


i am the shit
the shit is BANANAS... ergo i am also BANANAS
i rock
i rock so hard that i rock the casbah
i'm rich biatch
i'm real big tymer!!!
i'm a sarcastic bastard
you either love me or you hate me and its either with the "eye" sound
you think you know me but you don't
no really... you don't... cause i'll give you that, "who the fuck are you" look. the one where i tense my eyebrows and raise one and go, "huh?"
i'm a cheeky monkey
i'll get on your tits
i am loved by all those that i am surrounded by
i tolerate most the people around me... haha
if you had aol back in the day...
yes, i am that mozzie
i am sweet
so sweet in fact, you'll be seeing a dentist soon after because of the cavities
i am pretty
pretty fucking hilarious
i like to eat
i like to eat apples and bananas
your mom loves me
they don't call me mother fucker for nothing.
i take care of my friends and loved ones
you should be so lucky to be in my small circle
sometimes, not often, i can be blunt, arrogant, and rude...
but you like it... you like it alot, bitch.
i know more than you do
sorry to say but yes
i'm psychic
psychic, psycho... yeah whatever its all the same
rainy days and mondays
always get me down
i'm a great listener
not really but it seems that i am because i tend to zone out alot
there is a place reserved for me and my friends in hell
there is really... we got window seats on the trip down, hurry up and sign up!! slots are filling fast
i like my sleep
don't be suprised if i cuss and yell at you over the phone for interupting my nap
i'm prone to stalking
buts it's only because i love you and we were truly meant to be together...FOREVER..
lend me some sugar
i am yo neighbor
smokin' in the boys room
teacher don't you fill me up with your rules
i do what i want when i want
you should be privledged if i allow you to tag along
if you see me and it looks as if i'm ignoring you...
its because i am ignoring you.. the more i ignore you, the further you get...
don't hate me because i'm beautiful
hate me because i keyed your car, slashed your tires, ran over your dog, and my friends and i bukkake'd and eifell towered your younger sister
i'm a mutha fuckin' hustla...
you betta ask somebody...
i'm like an enigma
something that baffles understanding and cannot be explained, don't be afraid, embrace it
i'm your best friend
a good friend will bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting right there next to you in the cell saying, "dude, that was fucking great..."

My Interests

good friends, good conversation, good food, good spirits and libations, good times; getting the new electronic toys before you know that its cool; snapping that embarassing shot of you when you're not looking on the digicam on posting it on the internet for all to see; sitting at starbucks with my double short, 2 raw sugar latte, my parliament light smokes, a book or my laptop and wi-fi connection; trooping in public with my stormtrooper buddies, i'm a geek like dat; going on long drives with no where particular to go with just some good music and even better conversation; rolling up my pants and stomping in rain puddles in my flip flops; touching 9 volt batteries to my tongue, screaming in pain then repeating; eating cheese straight out the can; rolling down antoine with joddi with the seats jacked back and jamming screw'd n chopp'd in da fo runna; making farting noises on babies' bellies; learning everything about nothing and nothing about everything; laying on my roof at 4 in the morning, looking at the stars and blowing smoke rings; following and stalking you at the walmart, commando style and then scaring the bejesus out of you at 2 in the morning by grabbing you and saying, "boo"; hiding in the bushes and making pigeon "cooing" sounds; driving to the beach 45 minutes away to just have the sand inbetween my toes and head home; smoking your piece of crap civic in my 12 sec 4runner suv; spending warm summer days indoors writing frightening verse to a bucktooth girl in luxomburg.

I'd like to meet:


i'd like to meet people with "passions just like mine..."

look down at my top eight and then read my shirt... yeah these kind of chicks are cool and i want to meet! haha...

[e.mail:mark.t.tran@gmaildotcom]
[aol instant messenger:mozzie]
[xanga:mozzie]
[friendster:mozzie@aoldotcom]
and ummm, if i took a picture of you or us its most likely at my smugmug, here so check there first before emailing me a request for the pic!
oh yeah... by clicking add as friend, you hereby consent to giving me a sofa to sleep on whenever i'm in town and taking me out for drinks at the local hotspot or titty bar.
if i don't accept your request, its simple... i don't see anything we have in common, i think your music sucks, i don't think your comedy is funny, i don't pay for camgirls and internet porn, or i think your clothing line sucks ass... choose one or all of the above.

Music:



the smiths, morrissey, depeche mode, new order, electronic, the other two, joy division, pet shop boys, blur, yazoo, erasure, omd, red flag, book of love, st. ettienne, the sundays, the beloved, the cure, charlatans uk, the cranberries, the london suede, oasis, smashing pumpkins, tmbg, blondie, sex pistols, buzzcocks, the ramones, pil, the clash, danzig, misfits, ministry, nitzer ebb, nin, coldplay, the streets, m.i.a., lady sovereign, she wants revenge, people in planes, white rose movement, we are scientists, voxtrot, clap your hands say yeah!, the go! team, wolfmother, wolf parade, kaiser chief, bloc party, the postal service, the bravery, kasabian, eisley, the bronx, hot hot heat, death cab for cutie, arcade fire, the zutons, the stills, interpol, muse, modest mouse, jet, the strokes, the killers, franz ferdinand, the shins, doves, the walkmen, auf der maur, yeah yeah yeahs, le tigre, the donnas, scissor sister, the hives, jem, the white stripes, maria naylor, jan johnston, sarah brightman, keiko matsui, the string quartet, the ahn trio, bond, frank sinatra, harry connick jr., mozart, vivaldi, blondie, berlin, tiffany, debbie gibson, madonna, cindy lauper, billy idol, sandra, modern talking, fancy, savage. bad boys blue, new baccara, swisha house (screwed n' chopped), nerd, bep, bdp, nwa, beastie boys and yeastie girls (frankly mr shankly, i listen to everything from d&b to c&w) did i mention the smiths or morrissey? i did? well let me mention it again...the smiths, morrissey. i love my iTunes, like brooke and her calvins, nothing gets inbetween me and my iPod

Movies:

ichi the killer; samurai fiction; anything tarantino, 24 hr. party people; lotr, star wars series, the evil dead series;the usual suspects; robocop; the matrices; battle royale; batman and batman returns (the only ones with michael keaton and tim burton), die hard; the house of flying daggers, anything with ben stiller; napoleon dynamite, harold and kumar go to white castles, dude, where's my car?, transformers the movie; ghost in the shell; akira; the macross series; anything pixar animated and everything from studio ghibli.

Television:

i used to watch tv in my 4runner until some dumbass broke into my truck and stole all my screens while i was watching the friends series finale at hooters... now i can't do that anymore... now i only watch tv in a 320x240 box on my computer monitor.

Books:

the art of war, the tao of pooh, the te of piglet, portrait of dorian gray, trainspotting, the world according to garp, quark xpress 6 bible

Heroes:

the first guy ever to eat fish sauce... like really.... wtf???? that guy had some balls to squeeze the juice out of rotting fermenting fish and eat it with his rice.

My Blog

its peanut butter jelly time!

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www.mozziemark.com

hey guys my new blog is up. swing by and take a ganderwww.mozziemark.com
Posted by mozzie mark on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 09:47:00 PST

etro pics are coming online

http://mozzie.smugmug.com/gallery/3605979
Posted by mozzie mark on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 05:52:00 PST

ACL Tips

some ACL Tips for everyone going this weekend!   ACL: All you need to know By Sarah LindnerAMERICAN-STATESMAN STAFFTuesday, August 28, 2007 It's that time again. Tickets for the Austin City Limi...
Posted by mozzie mark on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 09:21:00 PST

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new add mixtape playlist and mp3 link

http://www.mozziemark.com/mix/theaddmixtape2.0.mp3 rightclick save as folks... its a hefty file.... 128 kbps and 73 mb.   tracklist. Ghostland Observatory - Piano ManDatarock - I Used To Dance Wi...
Posted by mozzie mark on Mon, 21 May 2007 12:59:00 PST

5/19 Modern Retro Playlist

I want to thank everyone that came out to 713 to spend that evening with me... it really means alot. here's what I played that night for the curious... There was so much more stuff that I wanted to s...
Posted by mozzie mark on Mon, 21 May 2007 08:47:00 PST

Check out this video: a million ways to embarass yourself

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Check out this video: jb and tees wedding video

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Posted by mozzie mark on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 10:14:00 PST

Tee & JB's Last Donkey Show Pics

hey kiddies... pics are up! i narrowed it down from near 900 to just under 500 pics for your enjoyment! haha http://mozzie.smugmug.com...
Posted by mozzie mark on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 08:00:00 PST