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About Me

Oh.....I don't know....My dad is really important. I sort of live in his shadow, but I also have done some cool things myself. I can cure leprosy. I also love to love people. There are a lot of people who claim to know what I thought or felt or said, but a lot of those people also molest small boys....so, basically, unless it is coming directly from my mouth, it's probably not exactly what I meant.....and that book...The Bible....you should really stop believing that it is THE WORD OF GOD....I never wrote any of it, and neither did my pops.

My Interests

sinners, sinning, singing, and rapping with my fuckin homies.

I'd like to meet:

Someone worse than Satan.....hmm, who could that be?

Music:

From MySpace to MyFace

The Mormon Tabernacle Choir

Everything Gospel

One of my guilty pleasures:

Television:

The 700 Club

Books:

uh...The BIBLE.....what a stupid question.

Heroes:

Muhammed, Budha, Gandhi, Warren Jeffs, Jim Jones, Joseph Smith, and Bill Clinton.

My Blog

Music video is coming along great.....

We are trying to shoot my music video, and the disciples have all been so nice, Mary is just a pleasure to work with. My "father" Joseph has been a little selfish on the set, but that is mostly due to...
Posted by iJesus on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 01:36:00 PST

Mary really pissed me off this morning

Mary wouldn't give me morning sex today.....my wood was all could think about as I lay there. I begged for her to have mercy on me, but she said "I'm not in the mood."I think she might be cheating on ...
Posted by iJesus on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 12:33:00 PST

Saved a soul this afternoon

So...i was like chillin out at the stables and this bitch came walkin by and i started spittin some game to her about how her soul was about to rot into the ground if she kept up with all that roman s...
Posted by iJesus on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 10:05:00 PST