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iRod

i make stupid shit

About Me

I am the same as you, and completely different too.

I am the former lead singer of the worst band in the history of the world: Homer and the Sexuals .

I am also a celebrated solo performance artist on the internet and thus worldwide.

I invented the Power Saw.

I make out with myself at least 12 times daily.

I am jealous of ugly guys who have hot girlfriends.

But I do love people....so say hello.

My Interests

storytelling in all of its various forms except spoken word poetry slams.....i would rather slam my nuts in a doorjam than go to a poetry slam.

I'd like to meet:

If you are the type of person who would let me know that you heard a rumor about me and wanted to hear my side, then you are someone I would like to meet.

And anyone who might want to be a guest on The Rodcast:

Music:

The Velvet Underground, Herman Dune, Fifty Cent, Ling Ling, Emily O'Halloran, Jesse Jackson, David Cope, Punk Bunny, Jeffree Star, Mista Busta Rhymes, Tribe Called Quest, and my ukelele and me banjo...this constantly changes.

Movies:

Brazil, Life is Beautiful, Sleeper

Television:

CSI: Miami [I love to hate David Caruso, but I also hate to love him, and I DO unfortunately LOVE him on this show. I am so embarassed].

Books:

all the time....Currently: Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee, The Brothers Karamazov, The Death of Innocents, The Ginger Man,

Heroes:

my mom and my dad