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Roddy von Seldeneck

have you ever had a bj from a bitch with dentures?

About Me

Please take a moment and go check out my newest project:

These are some of my most recent thoughts:

-- Every time you think of committing suicide think about the song Staying Alive and it really becomes a funny situation.

-- Q. What does a narcissistic cow say?

-- A. Meeeeeee.

MySpace to MyFace
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TOTALLY GOTH
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Homosex Discoteque

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/21/2004
Band Website: roddyrocks.com
Band Members: Roddy von Seldeneck

other places to find me:

The RODCAST
Facebook
Blip.tv
YouTube

David Cope (when I am lucky)

assorted others
Influences: Al Sharpton
Rush Limbaugh
Jesus Christ
Small Men
Punk Bunny
Jonathan Safran Foer
Hairy Beavers
FOX News
Toothpaste
Corporate Sponsorship
George Bush
Your Stinky Balloon Knot
Google
2001 A Space Odyssey
Square Dancing
Beautiful Women
My Mom
My Dad
My Brother
Silly Putty
Karl Rove
Anyone Who Takes Them Self Too Seriously
You Are So Much Fun To Make Fun Of
The Atlantic Ocean
Winston Churchill
Glue
Raisin Bran
Beef
Queefs
Acid Reflux Relief
Sex
Oral Sex
Butt Sex
Future Sex
Perez Hilton
Jon LaJoie
Leslie Hall
Adam Sandler
John Romac
Adam Greenberg-Hunter
Thick Chicks
Sim City
Makin Love
Valentine Amartey
The Two Live Crew
Comedy That Challenges The Status Quo
People Who Are Not Afraid To Be Considered Weird By Normal People
Your Dad’s Cock
Deodorant
FARK.com
Dax Flame
Obese Cats
The Art of Reading
Caddyshack
Woody Allen
Getting a Woody
Touching the Woody
and hilarious things, like these videos:

Sounds Like: your mom queefing

fat fucks fucking fat fucks
Record Label: would be awesome
Type of Label: None

My Blog

MySpace to MyFace TRUE STORIES OF INTERNET LUST!!!

This blog is a place for you to share with us stories of internet love inspired by the Friendship you have found here on MySpace...it might have looked a little something like this: So....lea...
Posted by Roddy von Seldeneck on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 08:47:00 PST

CD playlist

For those who have recently received my CD in the mail, here is the playlist of songs on it:1-In My Face (a poem)2-Male Yeast Infection3-Sweater Vest4-What The Fucks Up With Starbucks5-From MySpace to...
Posted by Roddy von Seldeneck on Thu, 03 May 2007 06:38:00 PST