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FUZZY BROWN

Swiss cheese will never taste the same, again!

About Me


"People often ask me if the eye patch is really real. Yes it is. I find real patches work better than imaginary ones."
On the 14th 0f April 2001 Fuzzy Brown went down to The Crossroads, guitar in hand, to sell his soul to The Devil in return for MAD GUITAR SKILLZ!
Lucifer took one look at Fuzzy's black shriveled soul and said "NO!!! HOWEVER YOU DO HAVE BEAUTIFUL EYES. I WILL ACCEPT ONE EYE AS PAYMENT FOR THE MAD GUITAR SKILLZ YOU SEEK." Fuzzy agreed.
Satan plucked Fuzzy's right eye from his head and placed it in his own demonic bellybutton, bestowing on Fuzzy Brown MAD GUITAR SKILLZ the likes of which the world had never seen. There was, of course, a catch.
Fuzzy is now doomed not only to see the world through his one remaining eye but also through his missing eye from the depths of Beeltzebub's Bellybutton.
For a time Fuzzy wandered, disoriented through a musical no-man's land offending folk audiences and confusing comedy audiences...UNTIL... he was recruited to spank his plank with the awsome...
For a while LADYBEAR became his happy place where he could escape The Devil's ever looming BELLY TROMBONE. Sadly, in the end his inner demons came bubbling to the surface endangering his fluffy playmates.
Fuzzy Brown is now in self imposed exile, in the naughty corner, where he must sit and think about what he has done, FOREVER!!!
...Or until...
To be continued...

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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/9/2006
Band Website: myspace.com/fuzzybrownscum
Band Members: Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me....

....me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.....

... me me me me me ooh, Ive cum!

Influences: Zappa, Beefheart, Bonzo Dog Doodah Band, Ian Dury, Alex Harvey, Can, White Noise, Mr Bungle, Fishbone, Primus, Funkadelic, Parliament, Mountain, Beck, RATM, RHCP, Faith No More, David Hasselhoff, MC5, Alice Cooper, Grateful Dead, Dylan, Springsteen, Creedence, Stevie Wonder, James Brown, The Meters, ZZ Top, Django Reinhart, Mac Lads, Gong, NWA, Ice T, PE, BDP, 3rd Bass, Pharcyde, Laura Nyro, Sam The Sham And The Pharoas, Crosby,Stills,Nash,Young,Gifted+Black (together in any combo or solo, excluding Nash!) Rollins, Steve Whalley,; Nick Marshal, Ween, Feedback, Fiery Voles, Ladybear...

John Lee Hooker, Muddy Waters, Ike Turner, Barney Kessel, Ella Fitzgerald, Hendrix, Dr. Hook, Dr. John, Arlo Guthrie, Johnny Cash, Lou Reed, Tom Waits, Oscar Peterson, Billy Cobham, Howlin' Wolf, The Band, Ragweed, Steranko, Blow, Lightnin' Hopkins, Muddy Waters, Brownie McGee, Woodie Guthrie, Arlo Guthrie, Country Joe McDonald, Janis Joplin, Stravinski, John Coltrane, Trendy Chemical Amusementaid, tbc...

Sounds Like: Paws says "Bowie", Fuzzy Says "Aaaaaargh!"
Roberta says "Syd Barrett/Anthony Newley", Fuzzy says "Yay/okay!"
Amber says "The Arctic Monkeys", Fuzzy says "cool, but really?." she also says I just sound like me, so I love her loads!
Please keep 'em coming...
Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

I WILL NOT FALL!

I started volunteering as an experiment to find out if I would be capable of returning to full time work. I wasn't, but I kept up the one morning a week just to feel useful and normal. It was a small ...
Posted by FUZZY BROWN on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 02:59:00 PST

Beautiful Animation

Awsome animation by the supremely talented Malika Whitaker Oh yeah, I did the tune.(Self)Acceptance version 01 musicAdd to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by FUZZY BROWN on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 08:50:00 PST