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Donnie Diamonds

This is gonna cause more confusion than a mouse in a burlesque show.

About Me

Oh, my yellow, oh, my yellow, oh, my yellow gal.
Yes, I went home with the yellow gal.
Didn't say a thing to the yellow gal.
Daddy got stuck on my yellow gal.
He got thirty years with the yellow gal.
She's pretty and fine. She's a yellow gal.
She ain't none of mine. She's a yellow gal.
She's pretty and fair. She's the yellow gal.
She's got pretty hair. She's the yellow gal.
Oh, the preacher got stuck on my yellow gal.
He got ten years with my yellow gal.
She's long and tall, is the yellow gal.
I love that gal, oh, my yellow gal.

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My Interests

Crushin' the skullz of them that always tryin' to be doggin' me.

I'd like to meet:



Just so I can slap the bitch. Click on Lucky Larry's photo to hear him spill the beans on WTC 7.

Music:

Mostly, music that my friends make.

Movies:

Documentaries. No actors, unless you're really god damned good, and pref. funny. See: Gene Wilder.

Television:

.. Penelope. Claro.

Books:


Heroes:

Col. Kyle Sanders, Desiree Dawn Kuhn, Naomi Kline, Baby Jesus, Richard Julian, Richard Punches, Willie Nelson, Marisa Gray, Tim Luntzel, Shawna Gladhill, Jon Dryden, Mike Magilligan, Luke Rudowski, H.I.M. Haile Selassie I, Stanton Slim, J.J. Wiggins, The late Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., My Pops, Sly Dunbar, Robbie Shakespere, Bob Marley, John Prine, Yvette Skirrow, Erik Jayk, Handel Low, Lola Johnson, Anne Scarano, Farrah Michelle Rose, Dave Stoler, Malcolm X, Mallory Knodel, Muhatma Ghandi.

My Blog

Unsolicited advice.

Here's a question: May two intelligent adults make a mutual decision to have a child without interjection from the all-female Greek chorus? Every man has celebrated the news, as have most women. A ...
Posted by Donnie Diamonds on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 09:47:00 PST

Charlton Heston Presents the Bible (1993) Part 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUHvhk8Jwg0 I dare you to stop watching this series. YOU MANIACS!...
Posted by Donnie Diamonds on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 10:18:00 PST

My friend had a gig in Rochester, NY last night.

This one’s on Richard. ...
Posted by Donnie Diamonds on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:27:00 PST

Herbert

My friend Herbert at a sleep-overin the late '70'stold me to not fall asleep with my arms crossed atop my chest"You'll dream that you died because that's how they put people in a coffin."I often find ...
Posted by Donnie Diamonds on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 09:13:00 PST

An open letter to Modest Mouse

Hello, assholes.You just played the worst show I've ever seen ya do, the worst sounding show I've ever heard. Keep in mind that Johnny Marr is one of my guitar heroes. Also, y'all are the only curre...
Posted by Donnie Diamonds on Tue, 01 May 2007 01:54:00 PST

Thank you, Cyndi.

No further text.    Go and listen.
Posted by Donnie Diamonds on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 09:14:00 PST

My new moblog

The good-natured folks at Verizon have granted me the 2-year upgrade, so I've now started a moblog on flickr.  I'm trying to actually do something worth considering, so bear with me as I get the ...
Posted by Donnie Diamonds on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 06:53:00 PST

People like to be yelled at.

I've been fucking with the people in my office today.  I'm speaking at a louder volume.  I'm saying the same old shit, but they find me to be more intelligent, business-like and proactive to...
Posted by Donnie Diamonds on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 12:08:00 PST

I had an accident. I'm OK, though.

Me and my friends were preparing breakfast, with eggs and everything, and I was going up the stairs, carrying a ceramic teacup. I had just come out of the shower so I was sti...
Posted by Donnie Diamonds on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 01:33:00 PST

Curse of the Chinaman!

Shit, man. When will the torture end?Try this once:  Lug your god damned 80 lbs of laundry down your 5th floor walk up.  OK?  Feel the CTS on your right wrist?  Good.  Now, yo...
Posted by Donnie Diamonds on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 06:31:00 PST