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This is a sad fucking song.

About Me

I look like a koala bear.

My Interests

www.patreesha.com

I'd like to meet:

Other giant koala bears to talk about my "feelings" with.

Music:

Modest Mouse, The Pixies, Ratatat, horrible music from the 80's and 90's.

Movies:

The Warriors, Wet Hot American Summer, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Wayne's World, Willow (the list of "W" movies will continue...)

Also: "A Fistful of Yen" from Kentucky Fried Movie, The Royal Tenenbaums

It has been a long time since I've seen a good movie.

Television:

Twin Peaks freaks me the fuck out.
Project Runway and Iron Chef also freak me the fuck out.
Alton Brown (of Good Eats) makes me feel funny inside.
So does Wondershowzen.
And I think I am the only person in the world who actually likes King of the Hill.

Books:

Bukowski, Vonnegut, Bradbury, Asimov (I have a huge boner for sci-fi... shh, don't tell anyone), Abner Dean draws very sad cartoons that make me want to curl up into the fetal position.

Heroes:



My Blog

Love while you can.

Spring comes slowly to this old friendStill I'm frozen and still live aloneIn time, memories fade, senses numbOne forgets how it feels to have loved completelyLove well, young man, while you still can...
Posted by tree on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 10:49:00 PST

I am listening to this song right now.

My lovely dear friend Oliver Byrd (that is "Ollie Byrd" to the layman) has made a song called "Tree." I'd like to flatter myself and say that it is about me, but well, to be honest, I think it's about...
Posted by tree on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 04:54:00 PST

Anybody need a roomie in NY?

Let me know! For the love of god!!!
Posted by tree on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 10:30:00 PST

For Little Hans.

"Is that something he does... to hunt?"Hans was found lying upside-down, at the bottom of the tank this past Sunday. No, this wasn't a hunting mechanism.Jody and I gave him a proper burial after attem...
Posted by tree on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 10:23:00 PST

EDIT!: I broke my HULA HOOP record!!!!

Yes, folks. I have recorded evidence in video form of breaking my hula hooping record. That's right.510 times!!!!The chest pains kicked in at rotation 53, but I stuck it through until I started laughi...
Posted by tree on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 06:17:00 PST

GOD HELP ME! I NEED A DIGITAL *SLR* CAMERA!!!

Egads! I've registered for a Photojournalism course that REQUIRES an SLR digital camera. I basically thought "Oh, SLR? That probably just means hi-res."WRONG! So very wrong.If you have an SLR that you...
Posted by tree on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 11:46:00 PST

Hans my new baby turtle

... Gee, my camera phone is stinky.I got him a huge tank, but he was still lonely... so I got him a friend, too. Until I think of a more suitable name, I have for now decided to call Hans' companion "...
Posted by tree on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 08:31:00 PST

Wouldja look at this piece of shit?

From: Dirty IsraeliDate:Jul 26, 2006 12:13 PMFlag spam/abuse. [ ? ]Subject:No Subject                        &...
Posted by tree on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 07:02:00 PST

I am boycotting "shit." -- ** Updated.

Maybe it's the secret geriatric in me, but I have become so tired of young rapscallions throwing around the word "shit" like it ain't no thang. "Shit" this, "shit" that. I'm going to keep a record of ...
Posted by tree on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 09:55:00 PST

This isn't working out like I planned.

I've been getting very tempted lately to change my name, cut my hair, sell all my clothes and go very far away from where I am now.
Posted by tree on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 01:13:00 PST