Guilty Pleasures of the Snow Angel

I live in a Condo near Palm springs, prime real estate I tell ya! I trained to be an attorney but some jerk off beat me to it! so now I retail aluminum faucets outta Taluka Lake, which is kinda a done deal! you can find me in the fall eating pastrami on rye, beef jerky & eggs over easy, but easy on the mayo! After makin' out, I married my prom queen on thanks giving day about half way through the semester! she works as a hooker & can be found most days weeding the melon patch & fighting off raccoons! I like nothing more than taking the RV down the turnpike, which is just down a block from me eating enchalados with a six pack of bud! the feds don't hassle me much as I'm golf buddies with the DA! just don't like it when he puts the precinct on lock down! Now i better scoot, before some cockamamie faggot opens a can of whoopass and pops a cap in my butt with his semi-auto Uzi, Kapische?

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