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About Me

My family, my cat and my fabulous friends.
Good music and good food (strictly vegetarian).
New York, Rome, Venice and Dublin.
Ben & Jerry's, cheese and pizza.
My Cushtie and my Dodopad.
White roses, silver jewellery and pearls.
CK 'Euphoria', Vera Wang 'Princess', and Lancome 'Tresor'
Jack Daniels, red wine, cocktails, and Ribena.
High heels and dressing up
(there's no such thing as being over-dressed!)
The feeling of a fresh bed,
Julian Rhind-Tutt's voice,
The smell of tinsel and vanilla,
Purple, corsets and kinky boots,
Molton Brown and Yankee Candles
The swish of my freshly coloured hair,
18th century ormolu clocks (I will own one someday),
Candle-lit bubble baths and watching my cat fall asleep...
Tea, Kylie, the smell of Swarfega,
Bad drivers, girl bands, boy bands,
Being patronised/underestimated, oranges,
Busy supermarkets, liquorice, gold jewellery,
Changing rooms (in shops, not the TV programme),
Men who crane their necks to watch slutty women walk by...
(I don't care if it's human nature, it's rude!),
Chipped nail varnish, hot weather, people touching my face,
Uncomfortable shoes, and the Diamond Car Insurance adverts...
THESE MEN...
...rock my world and should rock yours!
They're HITCHCOCK and they're going to be big...
RANDOM FACTS...
I'm phobic about wind farms and hospitals I'm very allergic to lavender I'm a National Trust member I won't wear leather
I have a recurring dream that Matt Bellamy is in my bath, and I sit down on the floor and engage him in intellectual conversation. Hmmm...
I don't anger easily, but I would have no qualms
whatsoever about damaging anyone who abuses animals in any way, shape or form. That's a very raw nerve...
I'm not going to stop until HITCHCOCK rule the world,
so don't get in my way...
Oh, and by the way, see that video down there?
That one just in between my YouTube and my V-Fest countdown?
it's HITCHCOCK, it's awesome, and I'm in it, so go and give it a watch!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Matt Bellamy
Because of this...

and this...

All that talent and looking like this...?
Can you blame me?

David Tennant

Talented, intelligent, handsome, knows how to wear a suit... It's the perfect recipe to make me weak at the knees!

And Jared Leto

I don't even need a reason!

Oh, and Mr. Jack Daniel...just to say thanks for the whiskey!

My Recently Played Tracks
(Compiled By Last FM.)

Click the table to see my Last.FM profile...

My YouTube

Amazing band, brilliant tune, fabulous video.
(Oh, and I'm in it!)
HITCHCOCK - Top Of The World
..

I have 2496 fabulous friends,
but these are the ones that make my world go round...

Chris

Toni

Lyn

Tipsy

Mr. Prime

Dr. Gonzo

HITCHCOCK

Mr. Farrell

Mr. Green

Diane

Joel

Daevi

Jim

Mr McD
Perky

Anna Banana

Guy

Emily

Isabelle

Claire

Zorba!

Russ

Suzy Indygo

Glynn

Madame de
Pompadour

See the full rogue's gallery here...

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Music:

HITCHCOCK
Click the logo for their MySpace...

Go give 'em a listen!
They might turn out to be your favourite band....

Oh, and this little lot aren't bad either...

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Death Proof, Dogma, Equilibrium, American Psycho, Sweeney Todd (2008), Independence Day, 28 Days Later, Urban Legend, Fight Club, From Dusk Till Dawn, Killing Zoe, Knockaround Guys
Labyrinth, the Harry Potter movies, the Batman movies
(Except Batman and Robin...George Clooney in rubber? No thanks!)
Mannequin, Wayne's World, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, John Hughes' 80's films, Grease, Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead, XXX, The Crow
Lots of girly movies that will ruin my street-cred
(like I had any!)
Dirty Dancing, While You Were Sleeping, 50 First Dates, How To Lose a Guy in Ten Days, Animal Attraction, Pretty Woman, Kate and Leopold, Jerry Maguire, Notting Hill, French Kiss, Down With Love, Sleepless In Seattle, Music and Lyrics etc. etc. blah blah...
Interview With The Vampire, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Young Sherlock Holmes, Evolution, Little Nicky, Deuce Bigalow (Male Gigolo), The Muppet Christmas Carol
Ghostbusters, Lake Placid, X-Men, The Chronicles of Riddick, Stargate, Pi, The Matrix, the Monty Python movies...
There are many more, but too many to list here...
David Tennant, Johnny Depp, Hugh Jackman, Michael Rosenbaum, Julian Rhind-Tutt, Jared Leto, Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, Ben Stiller, Richard E. Grant, Sandra Bullock...
Gabriel Byrne, Paul Bettany, Uma Thurman, Drew Barrymore, Janeane Garofalo, Tamsin Greig, Jeff Goldblum, Michael Keaton, Vin Diesel, Bill Pullman and Christian Bale are a few of the actors/actresses that float my boat too...
Oh, and Tim Burton is a GENIUS...! ..

Television:

Doctor Who (the new series), Casanova, The Simpsons, Bottom, Will & Grace, Seinfeld, Spaced, Alan Partridge, South Park, Q.I.

Scrubs, Green Wing, Black Books, Peep Show, Two and a Half Men.

Spongebob Squarepants, That 70's Show, Less Than Perfect... You get the idea - I like to be amused.

Twin Peaks, The X-Files, Battlestar Galactica, Knight Rider, The A-Team, Street Hawk, Automan.

Ed Byrne, Rob Newman, Jimmy Carr and Alan Davies. I love them all!
I am also partial to ..aries relating to the awesome power of nature, and DESPISE reality TV (Why do we have to have a medium that hands fame to those who don't deserve it, when so much genuine talent goes unnoticed?) ... ..

Your Famous Last Words Will Be:

"I dunno, press the button and find out." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

Books:

Charles Bukowski, Hunter S. Thompson, Giacomo Casanova, Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles, and of course 'The Mummy', (My favourite book, but NOT the book of the film I hasten to add!), 'A Clockwork Orange', 'To Kill a Mockingbird', 'Bridget Jones's Diary', The 'Shopaholic' series by Sophie Kinsella, 'Vox' by Nicholson Baker, 'Perfume' by Patrick Suskind, 'Confessions of an English Opium Eater' by Thomas de Quincey

Heroes:

I don't believe in heroes as such, but I have great admiration for those with musical talent and the dedication to make people listen.
Aside from that, Jane Goldman.
She's cute & successful,
(with great hair!),
and didn't get where she is by her clothes falling off...

YOU ARE DARK CHOCOLATE

You live your life with intensity, always going full force.
You push yourself (and others) to the limit... you want more than you can handle.
An extreme person, you challenge and inspire the world!
What Kind of Chocolate Are You?

My Blog

Death Proofs Chick Habit

If you've not seen Death Proof, go buy it, watch it, and when you've watched it, watch it again...In my humble opinion Tarantino's finest. Well, my favourite anyway! (Closely followed by P...
Posted by Tulkstress on Sat, 31 May 2008 02:02:00 PST

Slinky List...

I'm very sorry but I came across this and it appealed to my very twisted sense of humour.I simply had to share...Please feel free to amuse yourselves by spending the rest of the day writing up your ow...
Posted by Tulkstress on Sun, 04 May 2008 10:23:00 PST

So how well do you think you know me?

So, you think you know me? Click the link below to try my test. Don't worry, I won't take it personally if you get them all wrong!!TAKE THE TESTIn fact, even if you DON'T know me very well...
Posted by Tulkstress on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:26:00 PST

New Years Un-Resolutions...

Well, it's January 1st, and everyone is talking incessantly about resolutions...Lose 2 stone, quit smoking, drink less, watch less TV, exercise more, get a hobby, find a new job, find the partner of ...
Posted by Tulkstress on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 01:40:00 PST

Emptying my head....

Virgin took away my Spongebob. How very rude. Not even a warning. Woke up tuesday morning, sat with my Crunchy Nut Cornflakes and my icy glass of cloudy apple juice, to a black...
Posted by Tulkstress on Sat, 05 May 2007 04:10:00 PST

Tonight on the Jim Epps Show with Tulkstress...

Your questions to be answered in a new blog that you must post1) Is your fav sexual position with me? if not what is it?LMAO. No, 'fraid not, but it was a good try! ;-)When I've tried them...
Posted by Tulkstress on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 02:32:00 PST

Cynical Ramblings of a Tired Mind...

So, it's been a while. Not had much to talk about to be honest. I still don't have much to talk about so this is going to be quite random. Apologies. If you don't do random, le...
Posted by Tulkstress on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 04:31:00 PST

All me...

..>..>..>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:SARAH LOUISE TULKBirthday:8TH JULY 1975Birthplace:MARSTON GREEN,BIRMINGHAMCurrent Location:MY BEDROOMEye Color:BLUE/GREENHair Color:REDHeight:5' 4"Righ...
Posted by Tulkstress on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 02:53:00 PST

Sarah Needs...

Okay, there seems to be this thing where you go to Google and type in 'your name'-needs, and see what it comes up with, so here's what I think of what Google seems to think I need...(And these are the...
Posted by Tulkstress on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 03:21:00 PST

Who Needs Diamonds?

This blog, I dedicate to the unsung hero of my life... He's the one I look forward to coming home to, and hate to leave every morning. The one who greets me always lovingly, and knows instinctively w...
Posted by Tulkstress on Thu, 18 May 2006 10:08:00 PST