I am me. Dont want to be anybody else, if i do its only for a short while, then i sober up
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jim
Birthday: When i was born !!!!!!
Birthplace: Next to me mum
Current Location: Here
Eye Color: red, blood shot
Hair Color: brown and grey
Height: my height
Right Handed or Left Handed: can use both, but not telling for what!!
Your Heritage: me mum and dad
The Shoes You Wore Today: horrible smart ones
Your Weakness: no booze
Your Fears: no money to buy booze
Your Perfect Pizza: free
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get over this mindfuck that ive got for no reason
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Fuck you you fucking fucker
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck
Your Best Physical Feature: ME
Your Bedtime: when i pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: if i knew it, then it would not be missed!!
Pepsi or Coke: dont do shite drinks
MacDonalds or Burger King: dont do shite food
Single or Group Dates: any date would be fine buy me
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: English Morning Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: god thses are boring
Do you Smoke: only when im on fire
Do you Swear: see 12 above you fucker
Do you Sing: only when im drunk to thrash metal
Do you Shower Daily: are you saying i smell
Have you Been in Love: yer :-(
Do you want to go to College: been there
Do you want to get Married: if she would take me
Do you belive in yourself: have to, no one else does
Do you get Motion Sickness: never been on a boat in a storm, so dont know
Do you think you are Attractive: hell yer
Are you a Health Freak: fuck no
Do you get along with your Parents: yer :-)
Do you like Thunderstorms: yer there cool
Do you play an Instrument: triangle, but cant get the right sound
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: does the pope shit in a wood?
In the past month have you Smoked: just before i have jumped in the shower
In the past month have you been on Drugs: only the ones i can get over the counter at a offie
In the past month have you gone on a Date: find them too small to go on, find a plum easier to find
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: ??? what the fuck is a mall
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NO i english, i have no american food over here thank you
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: fish.. fish.. fish.. errrrrgh hate fish
In the past month have you been on Stage: life is but a stage.... nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: well i aint been on a date, so i aint been dumped
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: its england, winter, jebus fuck no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only me own heart
Ever been Drunk: i am now
Ever been called a Tease: nope but im tense
Ever been Beaten up: nope, but ive been kicked down
Ever Shoplifted: find them to heavy to move
How do you want to Die: old, young and less metal
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: drunk
What country would you most like to Visit: Pub land
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: red, green,
Favourite Hair Color: Red, still red
Short or Long Hair: so long as they look sexy with it, dont care
Height: anywhere from 5ft to 6ft
Weight: no skinny kids apply, dont want to see bones
Best Clothing Style: none ;-)
Number of Drugs I have taken: whatever
Number of CDs I own: lots please, i need to make mine larger
Number of Piercings: any
Number of Tattoos: any
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Learn from your regrets so you dont do them again
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET DRUNK AND I WILL FUCK YOU UP!!
