Why Do Girls Pee Out Their Butts? |
Conversation I say with my youngest as he dressed for school this morning:"Mom, why do girls pee out their butts?""Girls do not pee out their butts, Joshua. We have vaginas."*serious pause*"New Chinas...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Feb 2009 06:28:00 GMT |
911 Fail |
Okay, there are many sites I check on a daily basis just for the hell of it and one of them is Fail Blogs. There was one fail, a 911 fail, I could not resist sharing:911: 911. What's your emergency?Ma...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Feb 2009 07:24:00 GMT |
Where's four? |
Yesterday my youngest, Joshua, who is four was pissed off at me for not doing something for him. He raised up his little hand and said, "Mom, if you don't do what I want you to by the time I count to ...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Feb 2009 13:15:00 GMT |
Roping a Deer |
This I actually received as an email a while ago from my very bestest friend, Michele. I saved the email and was re-reading it and died laughing all over again. When I was brought back to life (by my ...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Nov 2008 02:13:00 GMT |
HOWDY!!!! |
Howdy, people! Just wanted to drop and line say hey to all my myspace friends. And I wanted to apologize for not being on recently. My laptop is doing a funky thing with its cord and won't hold ...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 14:51:00 GMT |
they need punishing!!!! |
You Decide Their Punishment....
ALL RISE FOR THE HONORABLE JUDGE MOMMA!!
* Honorable Judge Momma enters and sits down *
* BANG! BANG! goes the gravel *
The Honorable Judge Momma turns to the ju...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 12:42:00 GMT |
quiz: how am i going to die? |
How will I die? Your Result: You will die in a car accident. Please, continue to buckle up, and try not to speed. More likely than not, it will happen very randomly and quickly. O...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 15:41:00 GMT |
Scooby-Doo We Wanna Be With You!! |
Thanks to my darling children, I have been watching Scooby-Doo lately. And when I say I have been watching it, I mean that Scooby Doo is about the only thing I've been seeing. Therefore this list has...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:31:00 GMT |
Gotta Love His Nerve |
The previous pictures were taken from the Casa D'Ice Web Site. While you may not agree with what he's saying (and I don't agree with some ...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 06:56:00 GMT |
five good pick-up lines |
Okay. Here's five pick-up lines that are guaranteed to get you results. Now I don't mean you'll get what you're after, but you'll definitely get something!!
1. If your right leg was Thanksgiving and ...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 06:19:00 GMT |
