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About Me

I played my 1st gig with the blues rock band FEEDBACK at the age of 14. We gigged our underage arses off and slowly grew into a more experimental/psychadelic/funk/skiffle band.
I had an on/off engagement playing bass for the anarchocomic FIREY VOLES and I loved it so much I moved into solo acoustic comedy/folk. This offended most folkies and puzzled most comedy audiences so I was chuffed when my top mates Amy and Louis invited me to start rocking out with them in LADYBEAR.

Since then I've been wondering what to do with all my filthy solo tunes + have finally decided to make them FREE TO DOWNLOAD for anyone who wants them!

People often ask me if the eye patch is really real. Yes it is. I find real patches work better than imaginary ones. The reason for the patch is that I was smashed into a thousand pieces by a Mitsubishi Shogun. They put me back together (they have the technology) but a few bits no longer work. My blind eye looks fairly normal but I like to wear a patch out to warn people I might step on their toes, spill their drinks or touch their girlfriend's arse.
I will only add people I truly love, as friends on this profile. So basically just my real world friends, my favourite bands + anyone who loves me. Don't bother adding me if you aint gonna chat! BUT... I will add anyone on my other page!
Bands should not be offended if I don't add them, it doesn't mean I don't love you. It just meens I don't love you enough to let you pester me about every gig, song, blog, fart and new grey pube you want to tell me about!
On a more positive note if a band is my friend I really do think they are the dogs dangleys, so check them out!
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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 8/2/2006
Band Website: myspace.com/fuzzybrownwhore
Band Members:

Me, just me, nobody helped or nothing, not even a little bit, not even my mum.

Influences: Zappa, Beefheart, Bonzo Dog Dooda Band, Ian Dury, Gong, Aleister Crowley, CAN, The White Noise, Fishbone, Mountain, Sam The Sham and The Pharoas, Mr Bungle,Sly and the Family Stone, Ween, Funkadelic, Primus, Steve Whalley, Howard Bragen, Nick Marshall, The Mac Lads, David Hasselhoff.

Sounds Like: I keep getting told 'Bowie' which really fucks me off so please tell me I don't. Someone recently told me Syd Barrett, which I like a lot more!

Type of Label: None

My Blog

I DIDN'T DIE!

VERSION 1There are 2 versions of this story. There is the truth, as I experienced it, and there is the reality as those around me lived it. I will begin with the truth.I was aware of travelling at spe...
Posted by Fuzzy Brown on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 04:20:00 PST

I WILL NOT FALL!

I started volunteering as an experiment to find out if I would be capable of returning to full time work. I wasn't, but I kept up the one morning a week just to feel useful and normal. It was a small ...
Posted by Fuzzy Brown on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 02:50:00 PST

Review of Winter Antifolk

Here is the review of my set at the winter antifolk festival..."Fuzzy Brown is the guy in the pirate eye patch, now up on stage playing his guitar. He's not fuzzy, he's not brown. He is in fact white ...
Posted by Fuzzy Brown on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 12:45:00 PST

(Self) Acceptance

Here is an improvised animated short by the very talented Malika Whitaker that I did the music for.(Self)Acceptance version 01 musicAdd to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Fuzzy Brown on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 03:54:00 PST

Karma's Bitch!

KARMA'S BITCHThere was an after hours drinking hole near my home where a mate of mine used to spin funk tunes on a Thursday night. I was down there most Thursdays to show my support for the DJ and bec...
Posted by Fuzzy Brown on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 06:25:00 PST

Does my page look the mutts nuts or fucking what!?! (THANKS TONY)

I am sure there are many of you wondring how the fuck has fuzzy turned into a computer genius, when up until 3 weeks ago he could crash a calculator?The answer is simple...DIRCHB1!CK!This Cyber roadie...
Posted by Fuzzy Brown on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 03:27:00 PST

YOUR NEIGHBOUR MIGHT STEAL YOUR LAWNMOWER!

YOUR NEIGHBOUR MIGHT STEAL YOUR LAWNMOWER!This is the central premise on which GOVERNMENT is based. It's very raison d'etre, in fact.Your GOVERNMENT provides an EDUCATION SYSTEM to teach your neighbo...
Posted by Fuzzy Brown on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 01:34:00 PST

involuntary cheeky bits

Bloated and callused,Pryapic phallus.Protruding, intruding,Colluding in rude things.
Posted by Fuzzy Brown on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 04:46:00 PST