someone who'd get me back into diving, preferably who lives in Townsville. (Queensland) some one who could get me free international flights. some one who could get me a snow lepoard... or a tiger!!! the person who invented Scrumpy Jack. someone who has invented a cheap and effective cure for hair loss or a time machine.jimmy barnes!oh and the below vid is what happens if you poke The Elephant Seal Of Lurve (and just about sums up my love life...)