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Kings of the Sea
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The Skeleton Crew Pirate Band
Can you believe it? After more than 30 years performing together (and marriage!) we finally have a recording! We'd given up on it ever happening, but thanks to Dennis Gilmore, and a lot of wonderful people who supported us, it's a reality. We've posted this MySpace site really as another place to share our music. Of course, we'd be delighted if you'd buy an album, but the big idea is to get our music out there. Thus a second "sight." Although there is a sales pitch here--we're not crazy!--this is really a Skeleton Crew Pirate Band II Space. Plugging the all pirate music CD is only a bit of it. Hopefully, you'll find something to download, or just stop in occasionally to see any new postings.
How did we get here, you ask? Well, after years of being an Irish duo, we got press-ganged into piracy in the early 90s by Mike Tolin and Dick and Condit Wixon, producers of the Gold Coast Pirate Festival on the beach at Ventura, California. What a hoot! There were land to sea battles, and a lot of swaggering and ARRing and all those good things one would expect. We were hooked. We still sing Irish gigs, of course, and a lot of other things, too, but we are now solidly pirate!
We kicked off the new CD with grand success at the Gold Coast Pirate Festival (yes, the same one, only now at a lake, not in the sand) the weekend of September 23. What a hoot for us to finally be able to say, yes! here's our new CD!
Thanks for stopping in at our new site. Visit again. Who knows what you'll find. We don't!
Mallory & McCall
Now for the sales pitch!
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ABOUT THE SONGS:
THE RED QUEEN...
Posted first is "The Red Queen," a salute to Anne Bonney (that's her on the Grenada stamp, holding on to her hat), who, with Mary Read, sailed with Calico Jack Rackham in the Caribbean. She and Read pretended to be men (sure...nobody noticed?), were caught and avoided being hanged because both were with child. There are many legends about these women, some fact, some wonderfully creative fancy. But that really doesn't much matter. What does, is that these women were true pirates! It is thought that Mary died in prison and that Anne was released to go...well, there are a lot of guesses about that!
Leigh Ann Hussey, composer of this rousing pirate song, recently died in a motorcycle crash. A true free spirit, a fine musician, mystic, pirate, Celt and much more, she lived a life that many might wish but few would dare. She is greatly missed. We are most grateful to her family for giving us permission to record her only pirate song.
WILLIAM KIDD
Back again by unpopular demand, this mean bastard forced his way onto the site! Thanks to the uncanny engineering of Dennis "Cannonball" Gilmore, Mallory was able to make the old sinner live again--or almost live, as he seems to sing from beyond the grave. Thanks to Captain Kidd, for suggesting Mallory sing it!
KINGS OF THE SEA...
This is an anthem written by Mallory & McCall saluting the pirate life.
PROFESSIONAL PIRATE and SHIVER ME TIMBERS...
JUST ADDED TO MYSPACE! These classics from Muppet Treasure Island are two of our favorites and we were pleased to gain the rights to record them from the good people at Mad Muppet Melodies (aka Disney). We hope you like our special versions! Shiver is featured on our brother site, Skeleton Crew Pirate band (see link above).
FISHY MERMAID...
Ah! The fantasy of the beautiful mermaid, as seen in the vintage art above! But seeing a mermaid meant death to a sailor--at least say some of the tales. Of course, should the poor sailor get a look at P.T. Barnum's well ballyed FeeGee Mermaid (in a flattering sketch below) he might be scared to death! Shriveled hoaxes of monkeys sewn to fish tails (real fish tales, perhaps) humbugged suckers for centuries. We wouldn't be too surprised to discover that sea-rovers make them up in their spare time--something of which they had quite a bit. Fishy Mermaid took a vacation from MySpace to make room for the Profession Pirate, so if you didn't meet her, you will want to get a copy of the CD! Or wait. She may well show up again!
DIRTY OL' BIRD... There was a kindly old lady who adopted an orphaned bird. A pirate's bird. "He's big and he's green and he even talks mean!" to the tune of Irish Washerwoman! Check the Blog to see what he says.
MORE SONGS
To hear more songs from the album--with some early drafts included, visit the Skeleton Crew Pirate Band MySpace Page.
CURRENTLY PLAYING ON THE BAND SITE:
Dead Man's Chest (The Derelict)
Shiver Me Timbers
Fireship
Bold Fighting Pirates
and NEW: Sir Henry's Huzzah!
MRS McGRATH
To hear Cannonball sing Mrs McGrath and other great songs, check out Dennis Cannonball Gilmore's Space.
WHAT THE CRITICS ARE SAYING
Bob
ModernBard.org
Reviewed by Bob Brinkman
"Kings of the Sea"
Skeleton Crew Pirate Band
First there was Mallory & McCall, a duo who have been performing together for over twenty years. They became a fixture at many events throughout California and they developed quite a following. Always gracious, they invited performer after performer to share the stage with them. Thus was born the Skeleton Crew Pirate Band. The band has developed from a guest musician of the moment sort of an affair into a solid group featuring Patch Patterson and Dennis Gilmore (plus the guest musician of the moment).
That said, there are numerous pirate groups releasing music on a regular basis so one might wonder what makes this CD so special. The answer can only be found by listening to the album, and yes, this is certainly a special disc. Just listening to the opening assures the user that these aren't some kids playing at pirates, the Skeleton Crew Pirate Band is the real deal.
The album begins with a tribute to the days when Mallory & McCall were producing a weekly radio drama. The opening, "Prelude for Cannon and Steel" gives one a feeling of nostalgia for the days of the radio serial. That feeling of nostalgia for days gone by sets the album up well.
Most pirate albums these days suffer from the same taint, being too modern. The albums are often wonderful, but they still miss the true 'pirate' feel. This CD captures several styles, but all of them with an authentic pirate feel. Whether it is the steel drum music in "Fishy Mermaid" or the sweeping grandeur of Gilbert & Sullivan's "Pirate King", this disc just feels 'real'.
Of course, it wouldn't be a Mallory & McCall CD without a rich assortment of original music. "Kings of the Sea" harkens back to musicals of a century back, rich in both lyrical and musical content, this track certainly doesn't disappoint.
The album is also filled, thanks to the kindness of the people at Disney, with classic favorites that the Skeleton Crew Pirate Band is so well known for. "Shiver me Timbers", from Muppet Treasure Island is a real favorite. Not satisfied to record the song as is, the Skeleton Crew Pirate Band tacks on new verses (perhaps inspired by their time on the red carpet for the opening of Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl) and the song stands out as a true joy.
The true highlight of the album though, is "the Derelict". The classic, and rather clunky, minor key tune discarded for an original arrangement that is still THE definitive version of this song. While this song was also released on Mallory & McCall's Rough Draft Sampler (reviewed here) this cut so far surpasses that original offering as to wipe all vestiges of the original version from the listener's mind.
The Rough Cut Sampler had a few technical issues, and one might wonder if this album might suffer from the same annoyances. No. Band member Dennis Gilmore did a wonderful job engineering and mixing this CD. There are no technical issues with this CD, the sound quality is sharp and crisp, and the sound levels are consistently rich and steady.
The CD is available from Mallory & McCall's website for $15 and is worth every penny. If you're an old salt or you've recently gone on the account...this is an album you can't afford to miss.
Bilgemunky
BILGEMUNKY
of Bligemunky Radio wrote in part:
The problem with period music is it sometimes leans towards the dry side. And while non-period music is often more fun, it generally clashes with any sort of authenticity (a problem at times, certainly.) But with their new album "Kings of the Sea," The Skeleton Crew Pirate Band manages to straddle that difficult line and create an album that's fun to listen to, while still lending itself to a period feel. I use the words "period feel" carefully, as not all of these songs are actually authentic. Many, in fact, are culled from a wide variety of movie favorites - Muppet Treasure Island, The Pirates of Penzance, Treasure Island, and Pirates of the Caribbean all lend tunes and lyrics to this album. But while the sources may be modern, the vocals and instruments throughout carry a traditional piratey air, only deviating a bit with some non-traditional vocal styles now and again. And indeed, many of the other songs truly are period (William Kidd, Pirate's Love Song, and Henry Martin, for example) although they too feature some artistic licence with styling (and more power to them!)
"Kings of the Sea" is a packed CD, boasting a full 72 minutes of pirate music. And between the aforementioned tracks and sources, coupled with Fishy Mermaid and Bold Fighting Pirates, the lion's share of the songs are certainly familiar territory for many fans of pirate music. In some cases that might lead to an album of "been there, heard that" types of songs, but The Skeleton Crew has a distinctive character which they inject into each and every song. The vocal styles are fun to the point of being nearly comical (I could easily picture Mallory and Janna McCall doing voices for cartoons or puppets - fitting when you consider that two of this album's tracks were originally sung by Muppets.) And as to the instrumentals, the band puts to use a brilliant mix of vintage pump organs, accordions, autoharps, and recorders and whistles that not only work well with the lyrics, but could practically carry an album by themselves.
* * *All told, "Kings of the Sea" is a fine album. At times it sounds a bit kid-show, but at others it's bloody brilliant. And with a full 21 songs, it can afford to have a song here or there that doesn't ring as true as others. The winners far outweigh the losers, and are well-worth checking out!
(For the complete text of Bilgemunky's review including which songs he liked and which he didn't (Ooo!) visit his website: Bilgemunky.com and hear the great news about his new radio show Monday nights. Thanks, Bilge!)
PIRATES SAY:
"Ye be the best that ever was."
ChinFang
"The new CD is FANTASTIC."
Marooned
"Awsome Show..Huzzah on the new CD. We love it!!!
Breezus
"Aye be liken the tunes. Reminds me of me crews old sea shantys..."
Poolay the Pirate
"...kick ass tunes!!! You guys are awesome."
Captain Skimp of the Swamp Donkey
"Really there is none more piratical than the likes of you two rogues [Mallory & McCall]!...damn great! Ahahahaarr"
Brace the Mainsail
"You guys are great. I like the music."
Captain Bluetooth
"Yer medly's have me addicted."
The Scallywag
"Fantastic!"
Mad Eye Mitch
"What an entertaining CD! Great group, great songs...Who could ask for more?"
Moonstruck
"The best CD of pirate music in a LONG LONG time. Forget that 'other' big pirate CD release, this is the one to get."
Captain B. Roberts
AND!
"My timbers are still shiverin'"
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