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Messyn McCleavage

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Pòg mo thòin
Kiss me ARRse!

My Interests

Renaissance Faires/camps, drum circles, rock climbing, gothic paganism, motorcycles, snowboarding, beach bummin, learning Gaelic, videoing with "Haggis"

I'd like to meet:

OPEN MINDS AND CREATIVE FREE SPIRITS!

Music:

Celtic/ Renaissance, Classic and Modern Rock to Death Metal, Native American/tribal drums. Flogging Molly, Disturbed, Alice n Chains, Skynyrd. Support local bands, too!

"Under the Scotsman's Kilt" in WOW

Movies:

Strangeheart, Lord of the Rings, Pirates of Caribbean, Excalibur, Dragon Heart, Harry Potter, Star Wars, Braveheart, Michael Collins, Erik the Viking, Rosencrantz and Gildenstern are dead, Monty Python, Rob Roy, Highlander, Young Ones, Black Adder, Lost Boys, Waking Ned Divine..pretty much anything in the Renaissance era and/or comedies.

Television:

Heroes, Craig Ferguson, Monster House/Garage, OCC/American Chopper, Haunted Castles, Dave Attell, Drew Carey, South Park,

Books:

RA Salvatore -especially the Drizzt series, all of James Herriot's, some sci-fi, Indian and Pagan books, learning Irish Gaelic, Potter
Today October 26, 2006, it snowed about 2 feet from 3:30am till 11am, drifts accumulated several feet above that (thigh high) ..continued to blast until 6pm. Pics are of a green house, but so covered, ya cant tell. Turned out to be the worst snow season since the early 1900's.
Snow Day (2004) Huzzah!

Heroes:


FOR LINK TO Granuaile's (Grace O'Malley) BIO, CLICK HEREWHAT GOES ON BEHIND (USUALLY) CLOSED DOORS: SEX HOROSCOPE: I am a Cancer on a Leo cusp, so don't judge me till ye've read them both! Cancer (June 22 - July 22) -- 69This is the sign that needs to be cuddled. They may believe that they were born in the wrong period or century. They DWELL in the past...Victorian...Roman...Medieval...You name it. (Dickens on the Strand, Togas, and Renfaires, oh my!) They usually will only fuck at night...come to think of it...they fuck better at night anyway. Maybe its because they are ruled by the Moon. They want to be swept off of their feet. They really do deserve it, too. They love water (jacuzzis/pools/showers/saunas/bathouses...) They want to be comfortable while fucking...oh sure the foreplay may have had you bent over a barstool...but when you get home they want comfy couches, beds, fluffy pillows, anything soft and fuzzy that is not a pet. Highly Exhibitionistic. They live for Oral...as long as it tastes good. Karma Sutra honey dust is a good start...chocolate coolwhip...ice..Don't rush them they smolder. But when you get started, be ready for a long night. Also nipples are a BIG thing for CrabsCan be submissive highly. Be ready with a whip to keep 'em.Leo (July 23 - Aug. 22)--"WORSHIP ME." is their motto. If you fuck up just once with a Leo...That's IT. Don't be expecting them to take you back. They are not willing victims, after all, they CHOSE you...you screwed up? They can UN-Choose you just the same. They live for Menage a Trois...or Qua...or Cinco....anything in a group is okay as long as they are in the middle. Leos also like bubble baths. If its kinky, a Leo has probably done it. Get out your leather gloves, feathers, and suede floggers for this kitten. There is a specific spot on their back right above their tailbone(along my whole spine) that is heaven to them where if touched right will actually make them purr. (It's more of a scream -extremely ticklish.) Leo likes to be on top...that's a given. They need control. Leos are born and bred to be porn stars...even if they act prude about it. They usually end up in vocations where they can be served like a king or queen (EX: 24/7 Domina...Mistresses...Bar owners...Promoters...Runway Models...) enjoy body piercings, love to have their hair played with. You had better be vocal in bed with them...they want to hear how well they are doing. If a Leo has chosen YOU as a mate, just accept it and enjoy the ride. Be prepared for anything. They have no problem tying you down. They ARRRR the pirate captain, the gypsy king and Cleopatra all rolled into one.

My Blog

Blessed Beltane to ye!

Anyone do any pole dancing today? I mean, maypole dancing?     Fire Drummers   Now, gather 'round for a Beltane history lesson...   Beltane -- Author: Christina Aubin [...
Posted by Messyn McCleavage on Wed, 02 May 2007 06:17:00 PST

I've been tagged! 6 weird things about me...

6 weird things about me...that you probably never wanted to know.  The Rules: The 1st player of this "game" starts with the topic "6 Weird Things About Me" and people who get tagged need to write...
Posted by Messyn McCleavage on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 09:47:00 PST

Let's roll some eggs!

There's been an ice/snow storm here the last 3 days - I'm not feeling very Eastery, although it was fun beating the 6' inflatable rabbit to get the ice sheets off. Anyway, here goes: The 8th-century E...
Posted by Messyn McCleavage on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 10:12:00 PST

VD joke! (It's too big to post, and resizing not working.)


Posted by Messyn McCleavage on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 10:38:00 PST

Flight from hell...blame it on American and Dallas!

With all the snow here in the Springs, you'd think the flight issues would have occured here, but it was all ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Dallas... and...
Posted by Messyn McCleavage on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 05:28:00 PST

Texas here I come!

I've had enough snow, and I don't want to stick around to find out what exactly "too cold to snow" means, because apparently, negative 8 windchill factor doesn't qualify since it's still snowing! I wi...
Posted by Messyn McCleavage on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 04:45:00 PST

Yahoo hacker killed my 10 year old account

   I am no longer able to access my yahoo email or IM account due to a hacker. I have had this account for 10 years, stored 80 photo albums here only - nowhere else. My bank account, ebay ac...
Posted by Messyn McCleavage on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 08:34:00 PST

TX law - non-Christian/Pagan materials "obscene?"

Click link for news video and report: http://www.kfdm. com/engine. pl?stationfiltered= kfdm&id=17288&template=breakout_ dayportvideo. shtml&dateformat=% M+%e,%Y   "Obscene" (non-Chris...
Posted by Messyn McCleavage on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 01:11:00 PST

Snow day 2006

  For my Texas family and friends: Just so yall know I am not blowin smoke outta me arse, I posted a slideshow of today's snow blast in my Books section. The snow was up to m' thighs before noon....
Posted by Messyn McCleavage on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 11:38:00 PST

Larkspur Faire

 Larkspur faire kicked ass! Politics wise, the fire mashal said there is a new Mayor who does not want to take the business away from that town. Wed will be the official meeting; mayhaps faire wi...
Posted by Messyn McCleavage on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 10:26:00 PST