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HONEY: Hey! This is a little section devoted to me, Honey. I’m fluent in four languages, yep. Pixie, faery, banshee, and uh human I guess is what you call yourselves. Pixie is easy, ya just gotta be conniving and banshee just stretches out the syllables.
MOONSHINE: Don’t listen, she only speaks English and has never met a banshee in her life.
HONEY: Oh yeah! Well, you got fat wings.
MOONSHINE: … My wings are not fat you just have wing envy. –Ahem- Let me apologize for my tipsy friend and welcome you to our MySpace page. I don’t exactly know what it is for but I’m sure it’s good for something, right?
HONEY: Yeah, its so we can network with our homies in da hood!
MOONSHINE: Please, don’t. You’re going to get yourself shot.
HONEY: Don’t be hatin’.
MOONSHINE: …
If we GAVE you a beer, would you drink it regardless of brand?
Of course! Its free beer!
Depends on the brand ... so maybe.
I only drink a specific brand of beer. So no.
I'll try anything once!... maybe twice!
You're not trying to poison me are you?
Only if its cold.
I don't drink beer, silly faeries.
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My Interests

Giant Snow Flakes, Toasting, Stolen Kisses, Drinking Games, Flowers, Drinking Songs, Music, Bubbles, Feasting, Howling at the Moonlight, Parties, Dancing (especially clumsily), PeanutButter, Fireflies, Mulberry Body Paint, Mead, Shiny Things, Sunsets and Moon Risings, Laughter, Storytelling, Firelight, Little Creatures (but not chipmunks, they steal things from our camp and romp on our tent in the wee hours of the morning), Horseback Riding, Wind Blown Hair, Funny Faces, Alcohol, Friends

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Books:

Sacred and Herbal Healing Beers, Cooking With Beer, The Ultimate A-Z Bar Guide, Radical Brewing, The Ultimate Encyclopedia of Mythology, The Great Encyclopedia of Faeries, The Element Encyclopedia of Witchcraft, Dictionary of Gods and Goddesses, A Storytime Treasury

Heroes:

The Goddesses and Gods - for creating beers, ales, meads, wines, and all those other wonderful drinks.

My Friends - for it isn't easy to live well in this world.

Which Random Irish Gaelic Phrase Are You?


Ta me air meisce
Ta me air meisce - 'I am drunk.' You enjoy a drink - or five - now and then. You can usually be found in a pub - it doesn't matter which one, because they all look the same after a few drinks - or hugging the porcelain.
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My Blog

And The Winners Are ... (Caption Contest)

I know! We took almost a week to pick out the winners... shame on us. But it was soooo difficult to choose! There were 21 captions! So we wrangled up some other folks to help us judge. We even thought...
Posted by Beer Faeries" on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 09:15:00 PST

Update - Mmm... Pecan-Beer Cookies

I made some delicious pecan-beer cookies. The recipe was very simple and quick. But I have a few notes for those who wish to try the recipe.1. These are soft and chewy cookies, don't let the pecans fo...
Posted by Beer Faeries" on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 09:26:00 PST

The sense of the Myth of Santa Claus

This is a story from Everything2.com The original artical can be found by following this link. The sense of the Myth of Santa Clausby  HyphenatedWhile listening to a local (New York) radio stat...
Posted by Beer Faeries" on Wed, 09 May 2007 10:58:00 PST

The Art & Science of the Jello Shot

You can make jello shots with almost any type of alcohol, but you should adjust the proportions of alcohol and cold water to ensure that the shot still sets. The higher the proof of the alcohol, the m...
Posted by Beer Faeries" on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 10:47:00 PST

FAQ About Absinthe (The Green Faery)

What Is Absinthe?Although wormwood-infused drinks have been used in medicine for thousands of years, when we speak of "absinthe" nowadays, we are evoking a very specific spirituous liquor that rose to...
Posted by Beer Faeries" on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 08:31:00 PST

Sing a Song of Sixpence

The nursery rhyme 'Sing a Song of Sixpence' originated as a coded message used to recruit crew members for pirate ships. Status:   True. Origins:   Many of us fondly recall the rhyming d...
Posted by Beer Faeries" on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 10:46:00 PST

Beer Pong

Beer pong (also called Beirut, Lob pong or Scud) is an American drinking game that involves propelling a ping pong ball across a table with the aim of making the ball land in one of several cups of be...
Posted by Beer Faeries" on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 08:47:00 PST

Sailor's Valentines

Sailor's Valentines were brought home from a sailor's voyage at sea for his loved ones during the early 1800s. The idea of these men crafting the intricate shell designs in octagonal wooden boxes on t...
Posted by Beer Faeries" on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 10:43:00 PST

Vinegar Valentines

Vinegar valentines are greeting cards, or, rather, insult cards, that come in the form of an insult, decorated with a caricature and, below that, an insulting poem. Ostensibly given on Valentine's Day...
Posted by Beer Faeries" on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 10:37:00 PST

What is Valentines Day Anyways?

Saint Valentine's Day or Valentine's Day is on February 14. It is the traditional day on which lovers express their love for each other; sending Valentine's cards, candy, or donations to charities, of...
Posted by Beer Faeries" on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 10:31:00 PST