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Captain T. McChimp

Piracy is only acceptable when monkeys are involved, or perhaps monkeyery is only acceptable when Pi

About Me

My life is that of a pirate. I've tried both sides of the ancient conflict; yes I was a ninja for a little while. It was the most shameful experience of my life. Afterwards I realized that my true calling was to take to the seas and become a pirate. So now I roam the seven seas, in search for treasure, a good crew, and of course for grog and wenches. Truly its only for the grog and wenches, but I'll take treasure when I can find it. Oh and above all else I'm a chimpanzee. .. Myspace Layout Generator-Layoutgen.com
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You scored as Swashbuckler. Your a swashbuckler! Your one of those captains that either has no shirt or wears one of those puffy ones like from Sienfeld. Your always the first guy to swing aboard the enemy vessel and your not afraid of taking risks to do what you need to do.

Swashbuckler


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Religious


81%

Sophisticated


75%

Down and Dirty


66%

Adventurous


53%

Insane


25%
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My Interests

first I'll start with the cliches, I like the sea, treasure, grog, whiskey, rum, fast ships, mutiny when I'm the mutineer, I hate mutiny when it comes from the other end, wenches, and banannas (I am a monkey and all that.) I'm also a fan of: reading(books, comic books, etc.) writing, drawing, music, hiking, treasure, grog. I know I already listed those last two but I really like them.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet, any of the legendary pirates of old, so I could steal their treasure. Any of the wonderful characters from Lucasarts' Monkey Island games, which shaped so much of life and raised me to want to be a monkey pirate. The Three Headed Monkey. I'd also like to meet any large poorly guarded merchant or cargo ships. I would not like to meet the navy or coast guard, they're bad for business.

Music:

Rum Rebellion, Wages of Sin, The Pogues, far too many others.

Movies:

Pirates of the Caribbean. King Kong, Peter Pan, Hook, Muppet Treasure Island, Treasure Island, Captain Blood, Pirates of the Great Salt Lake

Television:

Pirates of Dark Water, Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Invader Zim.

Books:

The Farseer Trilogy (shame the redship raiders lost though), The liveship traders.The Tawny man trilogy. The Voyage of the dawntreader, curious george, Treasure Island, His Majesty's Dragon, The Pirate Primer, Harry Potter, On a pale horse, THe chrestomanci novels, The Magid series, American Gods, Neverwhere, Stardust, Song of Ice and Fire, The Dresden Files, A Wizard of Earthsea, Tinker. The Abhorsn Trilogy.

Heroes:

Ioz, Captain Hook, The Demon/Zombie/Ghost Pirate Lechuck, Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet, Bartholomew Roberts. Donkey Kong. The Joker, Donald Duck, Green Goblin, Venom, Chistopher Chant, "Calico" Jack Rackam, Anne Bonny, Mary Read, Grace O'Malley, Guybrush Threepwood, Timmy the Monkey

My Blog

Journal of Captain T McChimp.

The next morning I went searching the wharf for the Hail Mary. Searching is perhaps too strong of a word for what I did, as I saw it as soon as I got to the waters-edge.  It was floating out in t...
Posted by Captain T. McChimp on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 07:31:00 PST

The 8th full page of the Chimp story

The next one on our list was to find the ship's cook. All we were told about him was that it was actually a her we were looking for, and it should only be about a week's journey to find her. Greybeard...
Posted by Captain T. McChimp on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 08:47:00 PST

The 7th page.

             "So tell me Hooktail, how can I get you to join the crew? It's a good gig, we'll be going after a big treasure, we'll be rich and we'...
Posted by Captain T. McChimp on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 05:46:00 PST

The sixth page of the Chimp’s story

It wasn't long after we made port that we were able to arrange a meeting with Hooktail. Some money was exchanged, some drinking, gambling and threatening with the right people and everything was settl...
Posted by Captain T. McChimp on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 10:47:00 PST

Journal of the Chimp

'Someone like you,' more rampant speciesism, but that was Greybeard. "Well sir, I would love to help you recruit but first shouldn't I learn more about sailing and the like, if I'm going to be working...
Posted by Captain T. McChimp on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 08:42:00 PST

Another page from the Journal of Captain T McChimp.

"What the devil! Are you as mad as a shipwrecked nursemaid!?" Erik shouted across the table at Greybeard. "Them," he pointed viciously at me, while I took another sip of wine, "as good as us? They're ...
Posted by Captain T. McChimp on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 07:37:00 PST

Journal of Captain T. McChimp.

Both me and Erik followed Greybeard into his stateroom to hear his plans for us. Erik didn't seem too interested however, he probably already knew them or wasn't bright enough to know that this meetin...
Posted by Captain T. McChimp on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 03:17:00 PST

A journal entry of Captain T. McChimp.

So here it is, I've been pirating for many years and I'm finally going to start sorting my life out into writing. I'll start with my humble beginnings, I started life as a ninja, a shameful time for m...
Posted by Captain T. McChimp on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 07:16:00 PST

First journal entry of Captain T. McChimp.

From the journal of Captain T. McChimp. The first song I've ever written, and my crew still sings it today. I know its not much, but its fun and easy to learn.Dancing Birdies See the dancing birdies, ...
Posted by Captain T. McChimp on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 10:21:00 PST