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Evil Chuck made millions in the 80's from a low flying plane
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that's right I killed me a bear when I was only three!

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so the kiddies can play international ass kicker and pratice ether smuggling for E!

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I love to watch the ladies undress themselves

second gun man on the grassy knoll in Dallas (I don't know anything about it I swear!)

look for me cruising for chicks in your town soon!

back in the 60's Evil Chuck had to do time on a Prison work farm for cutting the heads off parking meters, here I am winning a bet that I could eat 50 hard boiled eggs(eating 50 hard boiled eggs in one sitting will give you smelly gas for a week)

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E, myself, hot pothead chick, and the Colonel all rocking it at a biker rally

I like fishing alot!

I'd like to meet:

anyone that has a Chuck Norris fetish! Anyone that buys Evil Chuck an:
Irish Car Bomb
1/2 pint(s) Guinness Beer
1/2 oz Bailey's Irish Cream
1/2 oz Irish Whiskey

Evil Chuck was to play the Brady's next door neighbor until me and Alice were caught in Mr. Brady's office making the beast with two backs!

if you ever wondered where to phrase "meathead" came from it was from me playing Mike on the All in the family pilot(just look at that melon!

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Music:

Rocking out in the mid 90's in the deep piney woods of east Texas to the sounds of Gunny Sac

me and the Kiss cover band Mini Kisses

Evil Chuck with N.W.A before they kicked me out for stealing all their bitches and riches

Movies:

Evil Chuck in 1976 in Austin Texas hanging out at a moon tower party. Some say that is my twin brother on my right.

while I was in England I was filming Trainspotting, but got to strung out on smack in real life so I was replaced in the movie, but this is the movie poster before I was fired.

Television:

Walker Texas Ranger me and John Lennon on the Ed Sullivan show(great guy taught me how to eat Asian pussy with chopsticks!)

I filled in on Chips from time to time when John was sick

Kicking it at Gary's shoe store with my buddies Al and Griff

Books:

I was the Evil Pope Norris for Halloween

Heroes:

me visting my friend King Alfred the Great in England(with some sluts we picked up)

My only hero Snatch McGee