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Don't Add me or ask me, unless you want shocking, blasphemous, irreverant, and/or hilarious posts on your page.
If you receive something you don't like, don't be a little bitch about it, just remove me from your friends list. No harm, no foul.
I eat sacred cows for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Sometimes also as a late night snack, or a pate`.
My philosophy in general? Choke 'em if they can't take a fuck.
If you are a My Space Kiddie, under the age of 18, look around all you want but please take me off of your friends list if I have inadvertently added you. You want to get Uncle Bitterness in trouble and ruin it for everybody?