Paco the donkey fluffer |
Once a month I like to travel to Mexico for a weekend of fun. One thing that I almost always do on these trips is to take in the donkey show. The donkey show is usually the highlight of my...
Posted by The Colonel on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 11:04:00 PST |
Captain Chris |
I decided to spend my weekend relaxing and spending some time alone. My favorite fishing hole on the river a few miles out of town is just the place to do that. So there I was standing the...
Posted by The Colonel on Thu, 03 May 2007 07:30:00 PST |
Where was I? |
Now that I am back many people have been asking me where I have been. Some people believe that I was in jail for fucking a chicken in a bathroom at Grand Central Station. While that did ha...
Posted by The Colonel on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 08:18:00 PST |
A tribute to Rev. Qelqoth |
I wrote this several months ago in honor of Rev. Qelqoth and had it on my old profile before I was deleted. I wanted to repost it to once again honor him one last time before he closes his MySpa...
Posted by The Colonel on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 12:19:00 PST |
Rev. Qelqoth's Review my priest contest. - Repost |
Dear Archbishop Buster Hymen,
I am a member of Her Lady of Hurtinass Church in Analgrove. I am writing about some concerns that I have with our new priest, Rev. Ass Bandito. Rev. Ba...
Posted by The Colonel on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 10:29:00 PST |
Balls Deep |
Lately I have had to find more creative ways to get off, seems that my regular piece of ass is no longer able to keep up with me. I take a hit of ether that I got from my good friend E and hit t...
Posted by The Colonel on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 09:38:00 PST |
My Childhood: 11 Herbs and Spices |
It was the first time that my parents had left me alone overnight. I had just turned 14 and was excited about my new freedom. It was Thanksgiving eve and my parents had gone to help my gra...
Posted by The Colonel on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 11:33:00 PST |
I got tea bagged....I mean tagged |
The first player of this game starts with the "6 weird/things/habits about yourself." People who get tagged will have to post a blog telling their 6 weird/things habits as well. Make sure to post this...
Posted by The Colonel on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 07:16:00 PST |
A Gift From My MySpace Friends |
After a long day I decided to take a well deserved rest on the couch and I fell asleep. I was not asleep for more than 15 minutes when I am waken by a knock at the door. I open the door to...
Posted by The Colonel on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 09:56:00 PST |
I am back!!!! |
Here is the email I got from myspace. Your MySpace account has been deleted for violating our Terms of
Service.
This is usually due to one of the following:
* Nude images, sexually suggestive ...
Posted by The Colonel on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 06:25:00 PST |
