Chronicles of Wuicho 31 |
I was at the Hard Rock for the multi-table poker tournament on Thursday night ( 250 buy in + 100 dollar bounty ). I went to take a piss during one of the breaks and witnessed Bob ( First place in the ...
Posted by Wuicho on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 11:19:00 PST |
a true story about a mothers love |
A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?" Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for yo...
Posted by Wuicho on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 03:09:00 PST |
Probable Hershey’s chocolate names .... |
Probable Future Names of Hershey's Candies, following the Progression of Kisses to Hugs.
Hershey's Kisses
Hershey's Hugs
Hershey's Handshakes
Hershey's Eye Contacts
Hershey's Awkward Silences
Her...
Posted by Wuicho on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 07:19:00 PST |
I’m Reasonably Confident I Would win in Jeopardy if... |
I'm Reasonably Confident I Would win in Jeopardy if these were the catagories.
Professional Wrestlers
Star Wars Movies
Common Engine Problems of '93 Nissan Sentra
Internet Pornography
Urk...
Posted by Wuicho on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 06:56:00 PST |
To all my cannibal friends. |
I receive emails asking me all sorts of questions. I try to help out as best I can. This blog is for all of my canibal friends who are always asking about who they can and can not eat. So, to all my f...
Posted by Wuicho on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 06:44:00 PST |
underappreciated poetry anthologies. Enjoy. |
Why must such beautiful works of art be shunned by the masses? This world would be a much better place if these were required reading.
Consumed by Desire: Poems by Cannibals
Don't M...
Posted by Wuicho on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 06:35:00 PST |
I think I drunk a beer in a gay bar. |
Ok, so I was supposed to meet this chick on the beach on Thursday. I was early so I stepped into a bar to get a drink while I waited.When the bar tender approached, he says, "What's the name...
Posted by Wuicho on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 06:20:00 PST |
How to piss off the IRS. |
As most of you know I work at the flea market. I have to file my taxes quarterly ( 4 times a year for the educationally impaired ), and I have to pay 300 dollars a month for an accountant....
Posted by Wuicho on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 05:00:00 PST |
New Viruses |
Reported New Viruses on the loose! Health Care virus: Tests your system for a day, finds nothing wrong, and sends you a bill for $4,500. AT&T virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great ...
Posted by Wuicho on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 01:55:00 PST |
Rejection letter from the BBC |
Ok as everyone knows I have been applying for jobs at Monster.com ,and Miami Herald.com and whatever else I could find online. Here is a reaction letter I recieved in 2002 from the bbc. Enjoy....
Posted by Wuicho on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 05:50:00 PST |
