My name is Derek, some people call me Ugly (a play of words on my last name.) I'm 1/2 Cuban and 1/2 Gringo.I'm 6 foot 4 inches tall. There is something that you should know about me --- I SMOKE ROCKS. I'm fairly handsome I guess?? That's what people tell me, mostly my mother ;)
I am strongly considering becoming a vegitarian. Dont get me wrong--its not because I love animals-- I just HATE plants They take up up all of the good oxygen (yes, I realize that the opposite is true, Comedy: learn the definition) and prime real estate. If the ancient redwood trees of California could get me high I would have smoked the shit out of them already!!!!Chances are you've never met anyone like me, certainly not in Miami.I don't pretend to be a club promoter/DJ/singer/musician of any sort. I don't try to act like I'm doing big things, if all I've done for the past month is get drunk and play X-Box all day, while occasionally getting laid. I'm realist, I don't pretend to like people if I don't like them,and I don't like the majority of people I come into contact with I hangout with all kinds of different people, regardless of the way they look, as long as I think someone is genuine I don't mind hanging out with them. If you have a different perspective on life than I do, I'd be glad to hear about it, just don't try and make me come around to your side of the fence. (I'm very stubborn and it's next to impossible...)Some people say I'm cocky, or smug It's not that i'm smug, it's that you're a fucking moron I guess you could say I'm a little off beat, I tend to find humor in everything. I tend to make jokes which only myself and a handfull of others have the possibility of understanding, but if you're patient i'll certainly take the time to explain it to you!I can be a little bit quiet sometimes, and outlandishly loud at others, it just depends on my mood. You'll probably notice that my moods vary greatly from day to day I am not a big small talk kind of person, I won't just talk about anything. If the topic doesn't interest me, I'm not going to talk about it!I'm pretty sure I'm an undiagnosed obsessive compulsive, I can't leave shit alone. I have to have the last word, maybe it's the Cuban not the OCD. Who knows??I'm a bit of an aquired taste, kind of like beer (once you get used to it you might become addicted ) (I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing?)I look for love in all the wrong places, so if I like you you're probably totally wrong for me, but hey that's life.
You live you learn and then you settle out of court...I don't conform in order for those around me to be more comfortable, if you don't like my opinion oh well it's not the end of the worldIf I like you, I'll let you know, and if I don't like you, I'll also let you knowYes I'm a grown ass man with fucking braces If you don't like it, you can go and suck a dick!!! I'm gonna have some straight teeth!!! Fuck You!!!I also love exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I over use them with ferocity!!!!I love women, and I love to travel!!I'm a Hot and Cold person, you either Love me or can't stand me, you'll never here somebody say oh that guy I don't know about him, he's okay. It's either I hate that fucker, or Derek's fucking awesome!!In other words, I don't get along with everyone and chances are you have a bitchy friend who I probably won't get along withIf you listen to others for guidance...... ok, but if you take advice from others..... dont' bother meI'm ashamed to say that I'm a little bit like George Bush, I make up my mind quickly and it's very difficult to change my opinions...... some might call this stubborn, but it's gotten me this far..... wherever this is??
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