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Steve

What if there were no hypothetical questions?...

About Me

My parents said I could be anything I want... so I became an asshole.Remember, you're unique!... just like everyone else!Don't take life too seriously... it isn't permanant!



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My Interests

To take over the world...starting tomorrow

I'd like to meet:

Ur mom
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How evil are you?

Music:

Anything but Country and Pop

Movies:

Pretty much any stupid-ass comedy or old movie /center

Television:

The Wiggles, Barney

Books:

Dr. Seuss, Anything in Braile... or anything with pictures.

Heroes:

Moe, Larry, Curley

My Blog

So I went to my Doctor today...

He reached into his top pocket for a pen to write out a perscription. Instead, he pulled out a rectal thermometer and yelled "Damn it! Some asshole has got my pen!"
Posted by Steve on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 11:35:00 PST

When I was 13, I had sex with my teacher...

I came home from school one day and confessed to my Father that I had sex with my teacher. He said "Wow, I'm proud of you Son... in fact, I'm so proud of you that I think I'll run out and buy you...
Posted by Steve on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 11:28:00 PST

Truckload Of Viagra stolen today!!!

The search continues for a bunch of hardened criminals...
Posted by Steve on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 01:17:00 PST