Big Dave - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Hi there. I'm Dave, and I'm pretty sweet. You should be my friend because, well, I rule. I got two words for you: I am awesome. If you want to kick it, hit me up. Ladies, hop on the Dave train. Fellas, don't hate the player, hate the game. Or something like that. Peace. ____________________________________________________________ __ I just got my new wheels, so all you haters keep on hatin', but ladies - welcome to Big Dave's Love Wagon!!! Those aren't 24's. They're like 94's, bitches. ___________________________________________________________

My Interests

Skinny skiing, going to bullfights on acid, ties, weiner dogs, mustard, The Juggernaut, nuts, Canasta, etc.

I'd like to meet:

Dimebag Darrell, Clay Long, Derek Roedig, Phil Collins, Johnny Bench and Herbie Hancock.

Music:

M-E-T-A-L. I like it hard and raw. Ladies, take notes.

Movies:

Dances With Wolves, Goonies, The Neverending Story, The Labyrinth, UHF, Peter Pan, Mary Poppins, Toy Story, The Outsiders.

Television:

TV is lame. Although I do like Deal Or No Deal. Damn it.

Books:

The Anarchist's Cookbook, Metal Up Your Ass: The Metallica Story and The Scarlet Letter.

Heroes:

Kip Winger, Eddie Van Halen, Jon Bon Jovi, my Grandma, Clay Long, Pete Sampras and anyone named Dave...