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About Me

I work at home and go to yard sales! (and yes, that is ALL i do...I don't eat, drink, sleep, or shower...)

My Interests

DryRONic humor, Sarcasm, Yard Sailing, Comic Books, the Internets, Heroclix, eBay/half.com, Potato Chips, Frozen Pizza, Dr.Peppers, fantasy football, Matchflick.com, etc...

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that thinks they can challenge me for my air hockey title, Dr. Zoidberg, Microsoft Sam, and someone that would allow me the honor of punching them in the face...

Music:

The Killer B's [Bertie, Bonnie, and Billy], Foreigner, INXS, Nirvana, the Queers, Op Ivy, the Doors, the Rentals, Kenny Rogers, Dr.Dre, NWA, D.O.C., Goldfinger, Reel Big Fish, Suicide Machines, Urban Dance Squad, Dan Steely, and anything weird and wacky(except for Tenacious D)

Movies:

Mallrats, the Goonies, Babe, V:the mini-series, V:the Final Battle, V for Vendetta, Chasing Amy, Maximum Overdrive, Serenity, Star Wars movies, the Great Mouse Detective, Clerks, Big Trouble, Sky High, the Gambler, MacShayne, Dracula's Widow, Logan's Run, Zardoz, Super Hero movies, action, comedies, dramas, japanimation, adventure, B, sci-fi, dramadies, and romcom's...

Television:

Futurama, Psych, the Simpsons, the Tonight Show [only on Mondays for headlines], local news, Sportscenter, Cash Cab, Wrasslin', and old sitcoms and game shows...

Books:

New Mutants, X-Men, Excalibur, X-Force, Gregory, the Shadow, Spider-Man, Secret Wars, Power Pack, Who Hears a Horton?, but the best book for all times is Breakfast at the Slaugterhouse by K-Von

Heroes:

My Blog

why cant you just hate something?

homeless person "i hate you!" homely person "you're just jealous because i'm so much better than you!"why is it that if say you hate or don't like something, that someone will always tell you it's bec...
Posted by Ronspiracy Theory on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 03:42:00 PST

butter and salt...

i couldn't make this any easier...your task is to try and name a food that DOESN'T taste better when butter and/or salt is added to it. butter is better...this spice is worth the price of high b...
Posted by Ronspiracy Theory on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 02:15:00 PST

it was good while it lasted...

i expected nothing short of an undefeated, Super Bowl winning season from my Cincinnati Bengals this year. unfortunately, they lost their second game of the season (to an in-state division rival no le...
Posted by Ronspiracy Theory on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 02:23:00 PST

remember to never forget...

in the 9 years since the terrorist attacks in New York City, all you see or hear anywhere you go is propoganda reminding you to never forget what happened on that fateful morning...well, golly gee! if...
Posted by Ronspiracy Theory on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 04:44:00 PST

remakes...

i don't understand why popular movies are always remade...if the movie was good in the first place, why would it need to be remade? if the original was good and the remake is good, what exactly does t...
Posted by Ronspiracy Theory on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 12:40:00 PST

awesomest august ever!

for the purposes of this blog, this week starts on monday the 13th...here's a list of just some of the awesomeness that is going to ensue...monday: monday nig...
Posted by Ronspiracy Theory on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 01:25:00 PST

Dusting...

dust is always in the air and you can't get rid of it. so, when it builds up on your furniture and knick knacks shouldn't that be good? what is the point of taking a little cloth and forcing the dust ...
Posted by Ronspiracy Theory on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 09:02:00 PST

From Dust 'Til Dawn...

i want to see how many blogs i can post about dust...So, what in the heck is dust anyway? where does it come from? and why is it here?
Posted by Ronspiracy Theory on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 12:53:00 PST

boston brewinz

wow. boston must really want to win some titles this year. i mean first the patriots go out and sign adalius thomas, kelly washington, wes welker, donte stallworth, and then randy moss. then the bosox...
Posted by Ronspiracy Theory on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 12:51:00 PST

why is it?

that every time you get emotionally attached to someone, that seems to be the time something bad will happen to them. now i know i can come across as being a bit standoffish and i don't let people get...
Posted by Ronspiracy Theory on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 01:01:00 PST