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m@ just another day in the life of...

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: The Tree House, Arkansas
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

BlueBowser What doesn't make u stronger kills u... oh wait...

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Atlanta, Georgia
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: Single
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends

Nathaneil [Head in the clouds]

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Southampton, London and South East
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Nick

Age:: 38 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: HANOVER, Maryland
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Brent

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: San Diego, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Panty Pudding Princess Stop rape, say yes

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Hell, VERMONT
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: Divorced
Orientation:: Not Sure
Body:: Some extra baggage

Ken Carson ™ use me as you will, pull my strings just for a thrill & i know i'll be ok, though my skies are t

Age:: 16 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: London and South East
Country:: United Kingdom
Status:: In a Relationship
Here For:: Friends

Richard Simmons nobody loves a fatty

Age:: 34 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Hollywood DUH!, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Here For:: Dating

Danielle

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Alexandria, VIRGINIA
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

mark i'm rick james bitch

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Melbourne, Camberwell
Country:: Australia
Ethnicity:: Middle Eastern
Status:: Divorced
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends, Networking

creme. let's cut to the chase and go for it.

Age:: 16 years old
Gender:: Female
Country:: United Kingdom
Status:: Swinger
Orientation:: Gay / Lesbian

Alan

Age:: 54 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Fair Lawn, New Jersey
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Orientation:: Not Sure
Body:: Body builder
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Terri Consistency

Age:: 35 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Olympia, WASHINGTON
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Here For:: Friends

sara

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: AUSTIN, Texas
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Ohio
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Sarah It's OK. You're OK. Sorrow is nothing but worn-out joy.

Age:: 38 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: CHICAGO, Illinois
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Binge Dynasty

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Coral Springs, Florida
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

Kasey

Age:: 100 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: London,
Country:: United Kingdom
Status:: Single
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Age:: 30 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Portland, Oregon
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Lucy Go with the Flow!!

Age:: 17 years old
Gender:: Female
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

jme... the sky burns itself

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Northampton,
Country:: United Kingdom
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight

Candyland

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Jersey city, NEW JERSEY
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Steffybabe :] raaa ..

Age:: 100 years old
Gender:: Female
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average

Alice in Disfunctionland

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Kalispell, Montana
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends

miss metallica

Age:: 33 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Carrickfergus, Northern Ireland
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

The Seduction Bible

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: New York, NEW YORK
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Networking

katie Your First Love Never Dies 3

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: FOXBORO, Massachusetts
Country:: United States
Status:: Single

!><! Morena !><!

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Gaithsburg, Maryland
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

John

Age:: 100 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: SPRINGFIELD, Missouri
Country:: United States
Status:: Single

Danny

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: SOUTH PLAINFIELD, New Jersey
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Swinger
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Body builder

daNa maRie <3 Xx Hate Me Today xX

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: EDISON, NEW JERSEY
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

~.Goonie Status Fuck All U Swagger Jackers .~

Age:: 97 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: HIGH POINT, North Carolina
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Networking

Greg You're worse than the Hippies, the Flappers, and the Nazis combined.

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Brooklyn, NEW YORK
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

R-O-X-Y Hangin' & bangin'

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: PENNSYLVANIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends, Networking

allie

Age:: 31 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Madison, Wisconsin
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!

Freckleface

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: nippy nipp , Minnesota
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Kara Is Totally In Love!

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: BOYNTON BEACH, Florida
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Hair-Dude Operation Hot Mother

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Seattle, Alabama
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: East Indian
Status:: Swinger
Orientation:: Gay / Lesbian
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships

CRUSHCRUSHCRUSHED<SOOOOOEMOOOOOOOO> Ummm...you have to do the Truffle Shuffle if you want to borrow that pencil.

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: MISSOULA, Montana
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends

* Rach * I just thought I would annoy the fuck out of you with my profile song...

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Manchester, Northwest
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Claudine Live...Love...Laugh!

Age:: 47 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Beautiful, sunny downtown..., California
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Aaron I have the heart of a young girl--in a jar on my desk.

Age:: 32 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Los Angeles, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Gay / Lesbian
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

erinnmarie

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Louisville, Kentucky
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Here For:: Friends

RANA Ø±Ø¹Ù†Ø§ Ø§ÛŒØ±Ø§Ù†ÛŒ If your gonna spew...spew into this

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Seattle, Washington
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Middle Eastern
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Serious Relationships, Friends

In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns I know exactly where I wanna be! I know exactly where I wanna be!

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Glen Rock, NEW JERSEY
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

papercupcake i hate deaf bitches!!!

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: fear and loathing in, Nebraska
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Andy Mako

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Bumblefuck, New Jersey
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

doNKEy punCH brown is the new black G

Age:: 39 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: LAS VEGAS, Alabama
Country:: United States
Status:: Swinger
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Mark

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Piscataway, New Jersey
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Friends

WOOT WOOT Well Bob, I'm a pone tony.

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Canton, Missouri
Country:: United States
Status:: Divorced
Here For:: Friends