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CRUSHCRUSHCRUSHED&lt;SOOOOOEMOOOOOOOO&gt;

Ummm...you have to do the Truffle Shuffle if you want to borrow that pencil.

About Me

If you don't find the phrase "I'll shove my salmon down your throat" funny, we're not meant to be friends.

My Interests

...killing.

I'd like to meet:

Paul van Dyk. Enough said.

Music:

Fall Out Boy, Franz Ferdinand, Led Zepplin, MCR, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Metallica, Cyndi Lauper, Soft Cell, CCR, Norman Greenbaum, AC/DC, Bob Marley, The Cars, The Bravery, ELO, No Doubt, Madonna, Nirvana, The Bee Gees, Apocalyptica, The Misfits, Johnny Cash, James Brown, DJ Kobbe, Weird Al, Danzig, DJ Tiesto, Paul van Dyk, Akon, Snoop Dogg, The Notorious B.I.G., Tupac

Movies:

The Crow, Detroit Rock City, The Zodiac Killer, The Satanic Rites of Dracula, The Goonies, The Waterboy, The Longest Yard, Sixteen Candles, The Breakfast Club, My Neighbor Totoro, Howl's Moving Castle, Kiki's Delivery Service, Castle in the Sky, The Skeleton Key, Nacho Libre, Napoleon Dynamite, The Boondock Saints

Television:

Family Guy, South Park, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, American Dad, Avatar, Two Angry Beavers, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Dog the Bounty Hunter

Books:

His Dark Materials series, Harry Potter, the Alex Rider series, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Dracula, Stephen King, Absolute Boyfriend, Fruits Basket

Heroes:

Mr. T. And the noodle prep guys.

My Blog

I’m just kidding.

Noodle's not so bad. It's getting way better. Argh. Senior Project Presentations approacheth. Yes, off the port bow. It shouldn't be too painful.
Posted by CRUSHCRUSHCRUSHED<SOOOOOEMOOOOOOOO> on Sat, 03 May 2008 10:25:00 PST

I don’t want to play noodle anymore...

People are cranky. I'm not a big fan of this. I really would enjoy it if people would cease to be this way. I dislike cheesy Christmas music.  
Posted by CRUSHCRUSHCRUSHED<SOOOOOEMOOOOOOOO> on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 07:47:00 PST

The Fruit Which Is Forbidden

Fuck Drive-Thru wrestling. I lost. HXC. It was...awkward. We went to Nacho Libre, and it was incredible. We got NACHOS afterward. And THE NECTAR OF THE FRUIT WHICH IS FORBIDDEN aka Baja Blast. Then th...
Posted by CRUSHCRUSHCRUSHED<SOOOOOEMOOOOOOOO> on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 11:35:00 PST

TAGGED!!!

So, the game of tag. Now that I've been tagged, I must post six strange and/or little known facts about myself, and then tag six more people, and leave them a comment telling them that they've been ta...
Posted by CRUSHCRUSHCRUSHED<SOOOOOEMOOOOOOOO> on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 07:13:00 PST

Fuckin Sunburn!!!

So, I'm in Thailand, right, and that's really exciting. I have a really bad sunburn (heh heh), and I'm going snorkeling later!!!!!!!!!!! WOOT!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!! Anyway, I guess I missed a store m...
Posted by CRUSHCRUSHCRUSHED<SOOOOOEMOOOOOOOO> on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 06:59:00 PST

I <3 Airplanes

So, guess who's in South Korea right now? That's right, I am. I definately got a Hello Kitty cell phone charm or five. One of them has her dressed as a squid. Oh yes, a squid. So, anyway, I'm getting ...
Posted by CRUSHCRUSHCRUSHED<SOOOOOEMOOOOOOOO> on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 10:06:00 PST

Hat Ninja!!!

Mwah hah hah hah...who's the hat ninja? That's right, I am. I so swiped Mia's hat. I walked out of her house wearing it and she didn't even notice. Oh snap. I'm really proud of my stealth skills-they'...
Posted by CRUSHCRUSHCRUSHED<SOOOOOEMOOOOOOOO> on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 07:22:00 PST

Bouncing Ferrets

So, I'm really excited that Mia's friends are coming tomorrow, AND I GET TO WASH FERRET!!! I'm also pumped because my friend's band is playing with Zepher and VOLUMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Miniature Action...
Posted by CRUSHCRUSHCRUSHED<SOOOOOEMOOOOOOOO> on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 07:29:00 PST

Hmm...

I'm such a bad blog mom. I always forget to post. I think I may have the lamest blog evre, but, oh well. If you don't like it, don't read it. I'm really excited for Snowball though. I'm definately smu...
Posted by CRUSHCRUSHCRUSHED<SOOOOOEMOOOOOOOO> on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 07:04:00 PST

Fudge Grahams!!!

So the Coneheads Ginger Ale Tea Party was a huge success-thank you to our ginormous guest list of four people-five if you add the person that was going to come, but couldn't make it, but two or three ...
Posted by CRUSHCRUSHCRUSHED<SOOOOOEMOOOOOOOO> on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 08:32:00 PST